Here's a Newtie scorecard. I can't understand why all of you on the Right can't get behind this guy. He's "right" for Amerika. 1. Shutdown the government. Formulated "Contract on America". 2. While he was chasing after Bill Clinton for infedelity, Newtie had a mistress. 3. When wives 1 and 2 got seriously ill, Newt bailed. 4. Forced to resign as House Majority Leader due to ethics issues. Fined $300,000 5. Wants to abolish the EPA, which is no mystery when you consider his major contributors. 6. Born-again Catholic who says he made transgressions due to being overly dedicated to public service and "loving his country too much". Finding Jesus is always helpful when you've dipped your wick in too many strange ink wells. Yep, he's exactly what we need to turn this country around. What a guy.