Nice Guy of the Day Award goes to:

[Jackburton]

I don't understand!
What exactly is snow?
We sweep off leaves and twigs from porches down here.

That’s the stuff you snort with $100 bills.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

That’s the stuff you snort with $100 bills.

Ah, my snowblind friend.

or maybe you prefer Steppenwolf.

 

[Jackburton]

Ah, my snowblind friend.

or maybe you prefer Steppenwolf.

I hope you’re hanging outside today, it’s friggen awesome weather right now sitting in the sun.

 

[Brisket]

The painted porches are the worst. They ice up so fast. Super slick.

And those pesky wooden decks in the front of the house that freeze up from runoff from the roof.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

I hope you’re hanging outside today, it’s friggen awesome weather right now sitting in the sun.

I'm in and out today getting ready for camping next week at a music festival.
It is nice today mid-60's.

 

[Wally]

And those pesky wooden decks in the front of the house that freeze up from runoff from the roof.

Yea, I think we are talking about the same thing. Even a fall frost can turn them slick as ice.

 

[Wally]

That’s the stuff you snort with $100 bills.

Miami snow?

 

[oldngray]

Yea, I think we are talking about the same thing. Even a fall frost can turn them slick as ice.

Where is it written that houses in the ghetto must have that awful battleship gray paint on the porch?

 

[Wally]

Where is it written that houses in the ghetto must have that awful battleship gray paint on the porch?

Lots of old houses use it.

 

[Rack em]

This guy is the exact opposite of me. If people are too lazy to shovel there porches off I just toss the packages right into the snow.

 

[oldngray]

Lots of old houses use it.

Doesn't even need to be icy. Slicker than snot when its just wet.

 

[Wally]

This guy is the exact opposite of me. If people are too lazy to shovel there porches off I just toss the packages right into the snow.

I put the package on the opposite side of the door, insuring no way of reaching it without stepping into the snow.

 

[MyTripisCut]

I put the package on the opposite side of the door, insuring no way of reaching it without stepping into the snow.

Oldest and best trick there is.

 

[Poop Head]

I put the package on the opposite side of the door, insuring no way of reaching it without stepping into the snow.

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah

 

[pickup]

Was she hot?

No, is she were, she would have melted the snow.

 

[DumbTruckDriver]

I think Brian was just trying to get in the widows pants. It's called the "impress em" stage

Also known as “Demonstrate Value” in the DENNIS System.

 

[ski or die]

Just yours since you have never been nice.

That's pretty good. Management felt the same way about me since I was a union steward until retirement. And since I retired, they haven't sent me one Christmas Card. Kinda hurts.

 

[Old Man Jingles]

That's pretty good. Management felt the same way about me since I was a union steward until retirement. And since I retired, they haven't sent me one Christmas Card. Kinda hurts.

Me either!
That does hurt.
They did send me an e-mail for my retirement anniversary.

 

[ski or die]

Me either!
That does hurt.
They did send me an e-mail for my retirement anniversary.

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I told you they didn't like me. I have never received one of those and I have been retired 21 years. I guess I was on the naughty list and they liked you better. But I haven't heard of anyone else receiving one of those.

 

[Frankie's Friend]

Ah, my snowblind friend.

or maybe you prefer Steppenwolf.

Maybe you prefer Black Sabbath's version?