No socks!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by cosmo1, Jul 19, 2013.

  1. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Now, a low life jack wagon, and still loving it.

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  2. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    If he had come to Brown Cafe, we coulda at least told him where to get socks!
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  3. scratch

    scratch Least Best Moderator Staff Member

    If he wore Twin Hill socks, then the cell phones would have fell out of the holes in them.
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  4. quamba 638

    quamba 638 Member

    Crime doesn't pay!
  5. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    You're right, and those Cintas socks ARE expensive!
  6. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    1500/8.5= 176.5

    176.5/3.5= 50

    So if he got away with it he would of made 50 days worth of wages. Not taxed. I know wouldn't of gotten full price but still this is what you get when u pay minimum wage.
  7. davidmex

    davidmex Well-Known Troll Troll

    "allegedly took a T-Mobile Samsung Galaxy Note 2, an LG phone and two Samsung Galaxy S 4 phones." how do you fit a Note 2 in your boots? those things are huge like a tablet. He must be a size 15.
  8. jibbs

    jibbs Long Live the Chief

    I'm guessing a shirt or something similar he had worn to work was taken off as well to cover the boots. I doubt a phone that size would be well-concealed in the average person's footwear but, then again, dude doesn't exactly look petite in his mugshot.
  9. cachsux

    cachsux Wah

    When he gets out he can always apply at NASA.
  10. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    My building.:sick: I heard he came to the guard shack shoe's in hand to only have the metal detector light up and he grabbed his crap and hauled ass.
  11. FilingBluesFL

    FilingBluesFL Well-Known Member

    Congrats, you're the winner!