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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 1144993" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>I have created a new award called "The Thornton", in honor of our own MT3. Getting a "Thornie" means that you have totally and utterly failed at something, as in the worst ever, totally incompetent, morally and ethically corrupt and unsalvageable as a human being. It is the opposite of a Baldridge Award, a Grammy, Emmy, or Oscar, and celebrates ruthless greed, prevarication as elevated to an art form, and corporate incompetence as opposed to excellence and integrity.</p><p></p><p>MT3 is ineligible, because the award is named for him, but I recommend Ron Johnson of JC Penney as the first nominee for this prestigious honor. The recipient must be living, so failures from the past are ineligible. The winner(s) will receive their Thornton in Memphis, and the award itself will be a 6-foot tall pile of chemically-hardened feces, patterned in the image of MT3 himself, and encased in clear Saran Wrap type plastic to both preserve and enhance this incredible piece of "art".</p><p></p><p>Both individuals and teams are eligible. </p><p></p><p>The bigger they fail, the more deserving they are of a Thornton.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 1144993, member: 12508"] I have created a new award called "The Thornton", in honor of our own MT3. Getting a "Thornie" means that you have totally and utterly failed at something, as in the worst ever, totally incompetent, morally and ethically corrupt and unsalvageable as a human being. It is the opposite of a Baldridge Award, a Grammy, Emmy, or Oscar, and celebrates ruthless greed, prevarication as elevated to an art form, and corporate incompetence as opposed to excellence and integrity. MT3 is ineligible, because the award is named for him, but I recommend Ron Johnson of JC Penney as the first nominee for this prestigious honor. The recipient must be living, so failures from the past are ineligible. The winner(s) will receive their Thornton in Memphis, and the award itself will be a 6-foot tall pile of chemically-hardened feces, patterned in the image of MT3 himself, and encased in clear Saran Wrap type plastic to both preserve and enhance this incredible piece of "art". Both individuals and teams are eligible. The bigger they fail, the more deserving they are of a Thornton. [/QUOTE]
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