I was thumbing through a Sharper Image Catalog and came across a full page ad for TRUMP STEAKS. You know, like Omaha Steaks. Has this guy got his fingers into everything?? Check out the
Resort Collection to order....it consists of:
2 Porterhouse
4 Filet Mignon
4 N.Y. steaks
12 Trump Steaks (burgers)
for the low, low price of $499.00 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YIKES !!
Donald Trump,
YOU'RE FIRED!!!
The Sharper Image is a great store. I saw that catalogue a while back also and thought, Dude, do humanity a favor and get a freakin haircut.
I don't know if this company is available nationwide, but Omaha Steaks is a
great place to order steaks, etc. from. I use them a lot for holiday gifts.
Now let's compare prices -
Omaha Steaks
- 6 (7 oz.) Filet Mignons
- 6 (6 oz.) Top Sirloins
- 6 (8 oz.) Boneless Strips
Your Price $149.00
Or...
6 (5 oz.) Bacon-Wrapped Filet of Top Sirloin
4 (6 oz.) Chicken Skewers with Vegetables
6 (8 oz.) Mediterranean Sirloin Skewers
6 (5 oz.) Boneless Pork Chops
6 (4 oz.) Omaha Steaks Burgers
4 (3 oz.) Gourmet Franks
8 (4 oz.) Bratwurst
Your Price $89.99
Hmmm. Let me think this one over and I'll get right back to you...
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