An airplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes. The first passanger, Sarah Palin said "I have my own reality show and I'm going to have to appear on Jersey Shore with Snokie and Vinny so American does not want me to die." She took the 1st pack and jumped out of the plane. The second passenger, John McCain, said "I'm a Senator and I have to appear on 60 min this weekend and I was in the Navy and the American people don't want me to die." So off he grabbs the second pack and he jumped. The third passenger, Barack Obama said " I'm the President of the United States and I'am the smartest ever in the history of our country, some even call me the Anointed One." So he grabbed the pack next to him and jumped. The fourth passenger, Billy Graham said to the fifth passenger, a 10 year old school girl, "I have lived a full life and served my God the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute." The little girl said, "That's OK Dr. Graham. There's a parachute left for you. America's smartest President took my School Bag. I'm sure this will get moved but this is funny.