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<blockquote data-quote="MrFedEx" data-source="post: 879048" data-attributes="member: 12508"><p>Maybe we should send messages back. Here are a few suggestions:</p><p></p><p>1. "Leave us the eff alone so we can actually do our jobs".</p><p></p><p>2. "Remember to use that dead orb full of concrete on top of your management neck".</p><p></p><p>3. " What do you expect when you send me out over 195's, with a late start, and not enough room in the station for my truck?".</p><p></p><p>4. "Remember to stop promising help that will never be coming".</p><p></p><p>5. "Remember that sending someone out on a route blind is never a good idea"</p><p></p><p>6. "Remember that lying about how "easy" a route is will come back to bite you in the ass".</p><p></p><p>7. "Remember that playing favorites and effing over the same people repeatedly will have bad consequences".</p><p></p><p>8. "Remember that the Purple Promise is nothing but a joke, and that every time you tell someone to "live the Purple Promise", they're thinking you came to work strapped into a seat on the short bus".</p><p></p><p>9. "Remember that we delete almost everything, and that every time you send us a CYA message from Memphis legal we hate you and our jobs more than ever."</p><p></p><p>10. "Remember that when you took this job that you were a complete maroon and bought into the idea that you could actually make a difference".</p><p></p><p>11. "Remember that your wife is divorcing you because you've become a total A-hole and that your kids have pretty much forgotten who you are"</p><p></p><p>12. "Remember that we will eff you back every time you eff us".</p><p></p><p>Oh, and #13:</p><p></p><p>13. "We need a union".</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="MrFedEx, post: 879048, member: 12508"] Maybe we should send messages back. Here are a few suggestions: 1. "Leave us the eff alone so we can actually do our jobs". 2. "Remember to use that dead orb full of concrete on top of your management neck". 3. " What do you expect when you send me out over 195's, with a late start, and not enough room in the station for my truck?". 4. "Remember to stop promising help that will never be coming". 5. "Remember that sending someone out on a route blind is never a good idea" 6. "Remember that lying about how "easy" a route is will come back to bite you in the ass". 7. "Remember that playing favorites and effing over the same people repeatedly will have bad consequences". 8. "Remember that the Purple Promise is nothing but a joke, and that every time you tell someone to "live the Purple Promise", they're thinking you came to work strapped into a seat on the short bus". 9. "Remember that we delete almost everything, and that every time you send us a CYA message from Memphis legal we hate you and our jobs more than ever." 10. "Remember that when you took this job that you were a complete maroon and bought into the idea that you could actually make a difference". 11. "Remember that your wife is divorcing you because you've become a total A-hole and that your kids have pretty much forgotten who you are" 12. "Remember that we will eff you back every time you eff us". Oh, and #13: 13. "We need a union". [/QUOTE]
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