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<blockquote data-quote="Wally" data-source="post: 1566664" data-attributes="member: 46212"><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><em>PROCLAMATION</em></span></span></strong></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><em><strong><span style="font-size: 22px">Whereas</span></strong></em><strong><span style="font-size: 22px">, </span><span style="font-size: 18px"> </span></strong> </span><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Our retired brethren have demonstrated years of, "on the clock inactivity" as given testimony in this forum; and</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><em>Whereas</em>, </span> </strong> <span style="font-size: 18px">Said retirees continue to display non-productive inactivity by posting on this forum when they should be doing something else; and</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em><strong>Whereas</strong></em><strong>,</strong></span><strong><span style="font-size: 26px"> </span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px">All worker, young and old, can look up to slackers of the past as inspiration for the future.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><em>Now Therefore,</em></span><span style="font-size: 26px"> </span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px">I Wally, by virtue of the authority vested in me, by me, as self appointed Czar of this thread, here do by proclaim, from this day forward, all </span></span></p><p><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> retirees will hereby be granted full "on the clock" privileges, now and forever.</span></span></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 22px"><em>IN WITNESS WHEREOF,</em> </span></span></strong><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"> I have hereunto set my hand and caused no official seal.</span></span></p><p></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"><span style="font-size: 18px">Wally</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 18px"></span></span> <strong><span style="font-size: 22px"><span style="font-family: 'Courier New'"> </span><span style="font-family: 'Book Antiqua'"> </span></span></strong></p><p style="text-align: center"></p> <p style="text-align: center"></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Wally, post: 1566664, member: 46212"] [B][FONT=Georgia][SIZE=5][I]PROCLAMATION[/I][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Book Antiqua][I][B][SIZE=6]Whereas[/SIZE][/B][/I][B][SIZE=6], [/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/B] [/FONT][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5]Our retired brethren have demonstrated years of, "on the clock inactivity" as given testimony in this forum; and[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][SIZE=6][I]Whereas[/I], [/SIZE][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/B] [SIZE=5]Said retirees continue to display non-productive inactivity by posting on this forum when they should be doing something else; and[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][I][B]Whereas[/B][/I][B],[/B][/SIZE][B][SIZE=7] [/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5]All worker, young and old, can look up to slackers of the past as inspiration for the future.[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][B][SIZE=6][I]Now Therefore,[/I][/SIZE][SIZE=7] [/SIZE][/B][SIZE=5]I Wally, by virtue of the authority vested in me, by me, as self appointed Czar of this thread, here do by proclaim, from this day forward, all [/SIZE][/FONT] [SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman] retirees will hereby be granted full "on the clock" privileges, now and forever.[/FONT][/SIZE] [B][FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=6][I]IN WITNESS WHEREOF,[/I] [/SIZE][/FONT][/B][SIZE=5][FONT=Times New Roman] I have hereunto set my hand and caused no official seal.[/FONT][/SIZE] [FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=5]Wally[/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=5] [/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Courier New][SIZE=6] [/SIZE][/FONT][B][SIZE=6][FONT=Courier New] [/FONT][FONT=Book Antiqua] [/FONT][/SIZE][/B] [CENTER][B][FONT=Book Antiqua][SIZE=5][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [/CENTER] [/QUOTE]
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