One :censored: turkey...

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by arpadjs, Jan 2, 2014.

  1. arpadjs

    arpadjs New Member

    Imagine trying to explain this one to your friends back a the hub....
  2. JakeD

    JakeD Member

    should have chased it into the FedEx car ;) Surprise!
  3. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    Maybe that's why we don't get turkeys anymore: can't catch 'em.
  4. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    What did they do leave some poor sucker on the OR table to get video?
  5. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    I would have snapped its neck and ate it.
  6. Tired Driver

    Tired Driver Sisyphus had it easy.

    Hunting turkey's is hard as all get out and this one comes to him. Would have been in my freezer.
  7. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    I don't know I heard them city turkeys are kinda tough.
  8. HomeDelivery

    HomeDelivery Well-Known Member

    in other news

    turkeys like the FedEx driver:

  9. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Very proud grandfather.

    Have any of you ever been startled by a pheasant that you didn't know was laying nearby suddenly taking off?
  10. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Got two pheasant with the package car this year. One made it to the oven but the other was too much like a feathery pancake.
    Still gunning for a wild turkey but those bastards are fast.
  11. oldngray

    oldngray nowhere special

    Leave it on the engine grill and let it roast for your lunch.
  12. Just Numbers

    Just Numbers Retired

    Years back we had a driver in our center chased by a swan.
  13. didyousheetit

    didyousheetit Active Member

    Come on over to my route. I see an average of 60 a day. Hate it when cars slow down for them. I just down shift rev it up and watch them scatter

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  14. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    Its waiting to get me...

  15. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    Looks like it's waiting patiently for a package.
  16. upschuck

    upschuck Well-Known Member

    Or waiting for a treat
  17. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    Maybe it's :censored2: because it ordered something from Amazon and it did not arrive before Christmas.