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<blockquote data-quote="Tyler Durden" data-source="post: 326579" data-attributes="member: 9166"><p>A customer in an office building wanted to know why his delivery was noted as "Undeliverable-Security". I asked to use his phone. He obliged. I pretended to talk to someone and told him his delivery was causing suspicion. He asked ""Was it ticking? " I replied "Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. </p><p>"Sorry, throwers?" he asked. I told him that's what we refer to as the package sorters. But, when a package vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. So now he asks me if his package was vibrating? I tell him "Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... (and I look around the office and reduce my voice to a whisper).."it's a <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />... always use the indefinite article <em><u>a</u></em> <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />, never....<em><u>your</u></em> <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif" class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2 :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" />." In frusration he starts to explain "I don't own..." I cut him off and tell him I have security on the line. Then he just walks away in disgust!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Tyler Durden, post: 326579, member: 9166"] A customer in an office building wanted to know why his delivery was noted as "Undeliverable-Security". I asked to use his phone. He obliged. I pretended to talk to someone and told him his delivery was causing suspicion. He asked ""Was it ticking? " I replied "Actually throwers don't worry about ticking 'cause modern bombs don't tick. "Sorry, throwers?" he asked. I told him that's what we refer to as the package sorters. But, when a package vibrates, then the throwers gotta call the police. So now he asks me if his package was vibrating? I tell him "Nine times out of ten it's an electric razor, but every once in a while... (and I look around the office and reduce my voice to a whisper).."it's a :censored:. Of course it's company policy never to, imply ownership in the event of a :censored:... always use the indefinite article [I][U]a[/U][/I] :censored:, never....[I][U]your[/U][/I] :censored:." In frusration he starts to explain "I don't own..." I cut him off and tell him I have security on the line. Then he just walks away in disgust! [/QUOTE]
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