OOPS, PARACHUTE FAILURE, GAME OVER!

[Wally]

Base jumper plunges to death from 14th floor balcony at Florida hotel

A man, believed to have been in his 20s, has died after his parachute failed to open in time during a BASE jump from a 14th floor balcony at the Sunrise Beach Resort in Panama City Beach.

www.dailymail.co.uk

 

[Wally]

Wonder if his last words were "Oh Chute"!

 

[oldngray]

Darwin +1

 

[Wally]

Darwin +1

He couldn't take the elevator?

 

[oldngray]

He couldn't take the elevator?

Maybe he should have been wearing elevator shoes

 

[Box Ox]

Jumping from only 14 floors up? Even @Tom MacDonald wouldn't go for that.

 

[Operational needs]

I wonder how much alcohol was involved?

 

[MECH-lift]

I wonder how much alcohol was involved?

or selfies ..

 

[Operational needs]

or selfies ..

Even worse. Lol.

 

[Box Ox]

or selfies ..

Wonder if he had time to get the whole "YOLO!" out for the camera before he hit the pavement.

 

[Wally]

At least he is now eligible for the funeral home "flat rate".

 

[bottomups]

Died of Covid.

 

[MECH-lift]

Wonder if he had time to get the whole "YOLO!" out for the camera before he hit the pavement.

maybe it was one of those new “ challenges”

 

[Operational needs]

Seriously though, his poor parents. They probably sent him off for Spring Break to have fun to have this happen.

 

[Wally]

Seriously though, his poor parents. They probably sent him off for Spring Break to have fun to have this happen.

Leap of faith?

 

[rod]

mother nature cleaning out the gene pool

 

[Wally]

I guess the jumper forgot his parachute pants?

 

[Wally]

He was a boxer for a short while until he took a dive...

 

[rickyb]

hear alot of talk on here about survival of the fittest.

the alternative theory was a survival of ppl working together and helping each other.

let yall figure out why one theory was perpetuated and the other wasnt

 

[Ou812fu]

Base jumper plunges to death from 14th floor balcony at Florida hotel

A man, believed to have been in his 20s, has died after his parachute failed to open in time during a BASE jump from a 14th floor balcony at the Sunrise Beach Resort in Panama City Beach.

www.dailymail.co.uk

Did they fail to mention that his parachute was a 50 gallon trash bag?