Our Doddering Fart Icon Saves Another Penny

Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by MrFedEx, Mar 20, 2012.

  1. MrFedEx

    MrFedEx Engorged Member

    I finally saw the footage of Fred from the Brian Williams NBC PR piece, and he looks and acts just like the grumpy old fart that he has become. This is our "Icon", and woe unto us for having this piece of excrement as our leader. I think he's like the old man that still has the first penny he ever earned and then insists on sitting you down and telling you how freaking important that coin is and how he cherishes every single one of them. My guess is that he smells like mothballs and that his Depends were full that day judging by the way he was waddling. I think Bronczek was whispering to Fred that he needed to change them lest he make a mess on the stage.

    Well, Fred must be pretty proud of himself today for eliminating all shift premiums. Maybe he can "show" all of his fellow geezers down at Shady Palms just how tough he is and that he's still "got the moxie". What a bastard.


    Dang, you finally get some time off and the place goes to hell in a handbasket. I need that shift premium.