Home
Forums
New posts
Search forums
What's new
New posts
Latest activity
Members
Current visitors
Log in
Register
What's new
Search
Search
Search titles only
By:
New posts
Search forums
Menu
Log in
Register
Install the app
Install
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
UPS Discussions
Peak is here! How are you doing???
JavaScript is disabled. For a better experience, please enable JavaScript in your browser before proceeding.
You are using an out of date browser. It may not display this or other websites correctly.
You should upgrade or use an
alternative browser
.
Reply to thread
Message
<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 454756" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Subject:</strong> Top 10 signs that things are tough at UPS this Holiday Season..................</p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: #1f497d">I don’t know the author, but it’s pretty funny…</span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Christine Owens will give all UPS employees a "RTC" (Restricted Turkey Coupon) instead of a turkey this year. Each employee will receive one (1) drumstick this year, and the remainder of the turkey will be awarded in five (5) semi equal tranches:</span></strong></li> </ol><p><strong><span style="color: #804000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Year One: The other Drumstick</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p> <strong><span style="color: #804000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Year Two: Wings & Thighs</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #804000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Year Three: ½ Breast</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #804000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Year 4: The other ½ Breast</span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: #804000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">§</span></span></strong><strong><span style="color: #804000"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Year 5: the rest of the carcass & the giblets for soup . . .</span></span></strong></p><p></p><ol> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="color: #984806"><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Bob Stoffel</span></span></strong><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">offering “Reindeer” rides around Sandy Springs in his car while listening to X-mas carols on the Bose sound system for a $10.00 contribution to the United Way . </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol">2"<strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Kurt Kuehn demonstrates the true meaning of Christmas by installing parking meters in the GL 55 garage. Handicapped spots will be exempted . . . </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">David Abney has your UPS Christmas cards delivered to your home . . . </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Alan Hill insures that Wachovia margin call letters will be neatly placed into stockings to be hung outside tour cube/office with care. </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Jim Winestock puts advance copies of the 2009 Business Plan up for auction on E-Bay </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Alan Gershenhorn implements a $0.45 surcharge to use the 4th floor restrooms. Surcharge to increase to $1.00 if if the individual brings reading materials. </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">David Barnes cuts a deal with Circuit City for all UPS employees to be able to redeem this years MIP award for the latest version of “Guitar Hero”. </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">Teri Plummer McClure hosts a new program on the WB . . . . “Atlanta Desperate Management Committee” featuring the trials and tribulations and dysfunctional leadership of the entire UPS management committee. </span></strong></li> <li data-xf-list-type="ol"><strong><span style="font-family: 'Arial'">And last but not Least Scott Davis, when questioned by Ed Wolfe about the results achieved in 2008 replies “How ‘bout them Falcons”. . . </span></strong></li> </ol></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 454756, member: 1246"] [B]Subject:[/B] Top 10 signs that things are tough at UPS this Holiday Season.................. [COLOR=#1f497d]I don’t know the author, but it’s pretty funny…[/COLOR] [LIST=1] [*][B][FONT=Arial]Christine Owens will give all UPS employees a "RTC" (Restricted Turkey Coupon) instead of a turkey this year. Each employee will receive one (1) drumstick this year, and the remainder of the turkey will be awarded in five (5) semi equal tranches:[/FONT][/B] [/LIST][B][COLOR=#804000][FONT=Arial]Year One: The other Drumstick[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#804000][FONT=Arial] [/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#804000][FONT=Arial]Year Two: Wings & Thighs[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#804000][FONT=Arial]Year Three: ½ Breast[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#804000][FONT=Arial]Year 4: The other ½ Breast[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=#804000][FONT=Arial]§[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][COLOR=#804000][FONT=Arial]Year 5: the rest of the carcass & the giblets for soup . . .[/FONT][/COLOR][/B] [LIST=1] [*][B][COLOR=#984806][FONT=Arial]Bob Stoffel[/FONT][/COLOR][/B][B][FONT=Arial]offering “Reindeer” rides around Sandy Springs in his car while listening to X-mas carols on the Bose sound system for a $10.00 contribution to the United Way . [/FONT][/B] [*]2"[B][FONT=Arial]Kurt Kuehn demonstrates the true meaning of Christmas by installing parking meters in the GL 55 garage. Handicapped spots will be exempted . . . [/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Arial]David Abney has your UPS Christmas cards delivered to your home . . . [/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Arial]Alan Hill insures that Wachovia margin call letters will be neatly placed into stockings to be hung outside tour cube/office with care. [/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Arial]Jim Winestock puts advance copies of the 2009 Business Plan up for auction on E-Bay [/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Arial]Alan Gershenhorn implements a $0.45 surcharge to use the 4th floor restrooms. Surcharge to increase to $1.00 if if the individual brings reading materials. [/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Arial]David Barnes cuts a deal with Circuit City for all UPS employees to be able to redeem this years MIP award for the latest version of “Guitar Hero”. [/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Arial]Teri Plummer McClure hosts a new program on the WB . . . . “Atlanta Desperate Management Committee” featuring the trials and tribulations and dysfunctional leadership of the entire UPS management committee. [/FONT][/B] [*][B][FONT=Arial]And last but not Least Scott Davis, when questioned by Ed Wolfe about the results achieved in 2008 replies “How ‘bout them Falcons”. . . [/FONT][/B] [/LIST] [/QUOTE]
Insert quotes…
Verification
Post reply
Home
Forums
Brown Cafe UPS Forum
UPS Discussions
Peak is here! How are you doing???
Top