Peak Mode Is For cowards

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by Overpaid Union Thug, Nov 27, 2019.

  1. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    Yep. The title says it all. If you have a “peak mode” that you go into in order to get the extra volume done in time then you are a coward. Don’t be a coward. Follow the methods. Walk at a brisk pace and your helper should be too. Leave packages in the cargo hold until you get to the next stop. Stay on designated walk paths. Drive the speed limit.

    More work doesn’t mean you have to “pick things up a notch.” Unless you are a coward. If it seems like you might roll stops don’t worry about it. Let management worry and send one of their brainwashed cowards (or regular runner and gunners) that thought they were clocking out at 17:30 to bail you out. That’s what work horses are for. Just work safe and let those clowns absorb the extra work. Maybe they’ll learn their lesson and slow the F down.

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  2. babboo25

    babboo25 Well-Known Member

    Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
     

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  3. The Driver

    The Driver I drive.

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  4. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    Peak most certainly means "kicking it up a notch".
     
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  5. BigUnionGuy

    BigUnionGuy Got the T-Shirt


    "This is our Super Bowl !"

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  6. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    Damn straight!
     
  7. PT Car Washer

    PT Car Washer Well-Known Member

    I kick it up a notch everyday. At 64 I have no more notches left.
     
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  8. UpstateNYUPSer

    UpstateNYUPSer Well-Known Member

    I have gained 45 pounds since I retired going from a 32" waist to a 38". When I ran out of notches on my belts I had to go out and buy new ones.

    It is obvious from your posts that you are an asset to your center and you will be sorely missed when you do finally hang 'em up.

    Happy Thanksgiving! Dave.
     
  9. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    I always used peak as pay back for all the BS they put me through all year. I love hitting them while they are down ! The feeling is amazing. Its like finding out your high school bully is in a wheelchair , seeing him on the street , confronting him and pushing him over onto the street.
     
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  10. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Kind of like you had hoped that you would be sorely missed? Everyone is a number Dave- too bad you never realized that. But yes- Happy Thanksgiving.
     
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  11. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I'm still in the same pants size albeit slightly tighter.
     
  12. clean hairy

    clean hairy Well-Known Member

    Yawn...
     
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  13. Staydryitsraining

    Staydryitsraining Well-Known Member

    Who hurt you?
     
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  14. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

    Slow down coward! Your sups won’t let you under their desk anymore after you get hurt.
     
  15. Overpaid Union Thug

    Overpaid Union Thug Well-Known Member

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  16. Staydryitsraining

    Staydryitsraining Well-Known Member

    I'm off today sooooo.
     
  17. Johney

    Johney Well-Known Member

    45 lbs.? Jesus Christ Arnold step away from the buffet! And you all think feeder drivers are fat. SMH.
     
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  18. LMFAO
     
  19. Ghost in the Darkness

    Ghost in the Darkness Well-Known Member

    What he meant to say was "kick it in the crotch." That it is usually a member of management.
     
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  20. sandwich

    sandwich The resident gearhead

    Where does it say that in the contract
     
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