Peddled my last parcel EVER!

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by bottomups, Jan 10, 2019 at 4:15 PM.

  1. Brown Biscuit

    Brown Biscuit Blind every day

    Congratulations!
    Why is Porter such a sweet gig? I wouldn’t want to clean toilets ever.
     
  2. Mugarolla

    Mugarolla Light 'em up!

    Making $75K a year and not having to worry about...

    Following Orion
    Airs off by 10:30
    Delivering in the heat
    Delivering in the cold
    Delivering mattresses
    Cranky-ass customers
    Dogs
    Picking up those mattresses the next day
    Production harassment
    Rain
    Snow
    12 hour days

    and the list goes on....

    So, does cleaning toilets sound a little better?
     
  3. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Why limit what your butt feels ?
     
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  4. pickup

    pickup Well-Known Member

    Kind of like semi retirement. Eight hour days with no chance of OT.
     
  5. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    How is your buddy Dave doing anyways?
     
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  6. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Busy spreading his knowledge in a different arena.
     
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  7. old levi's

    old levi's I use to care... but things have changed

    how was this worthy of its own thread?

    geeezus
     
  8. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    You don't have to look at it. Geeeezum. Lol.
     
  9. old levi's

    old levi's I use to care... but things have changed

    you retired, big deal, it happens
     
  10. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Yet you are still on this thread. Lol.
     
  11. Nolimitz

    Nolimitz Active Member

    well done enjoy!
     
  12. old levi's

    old levi's I use to care... but things have changed

    i'm on all threads, lol
     
  13. PeakMode

    PeakMode Arrive Peak Leave

  14. BestSupEver

    BestSupEver New Member

    I got the hookers and blow to celebrate
     
  15. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    How’s your butt buddy Dave doing?
     
  16. What'dyabringmetoday???

    What'dyabringmetoday??? Well-Known Member

    Why do you people keep asking me this? Lol. We don't hang out as much.
     
  17. rod

    rod retired and happy

     
  18. Old Man Jingles

    Old Man Jingles Rat out of a cage

    Well, you two seemed very close!
     
  19. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    I agree. Very close indeed. :)
     
  20. bottomups

    bottomups Bad Moon Risen'

    Because I have a specialized rearend.
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