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<blockquote data-quote="UPS Lifer" data-source="post: 815709" data-attributes="member: 9789">Of course there is always another take on the subject!A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, &quot;Is this a union house?&quot;&quot;No,&#039;&quot;she replied, &quot;I&#039;m sorry it isn&#039;t.&quot;&quot;Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?&quot;&quot;The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,&#039;&quot;she answered.Offended at such unfair dealings,&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;where the Madam responded, &quot;Why yes sir, this is a union house.&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;We observe all union rules.&quot;The man asked, &quot;And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?&quot; &quot;The girls get $80 and the house gets $20.&quot;&quot;That&#039;s more like it!&quot; the union man said. He handed the Madam $100,&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. &nbsp; &quot;I&#039;d like her,&quot; he said. &quot;I&#039;m sure you would, sir,&quot; said the Madam.&nbsp; &nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;Then she gestured to a&nbsp; 92-year old woman in the corner,&nbsp;&nbsp; &nbsp;&quot;but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she&#039;s next.&#039;&quot;</blockquote>

[QUOTE="UPS Lifer, post: 815709, member: 9789"] Of course there is always another take on the subject! A dedicated Teamsters union worker was attending a convention in Las Vegas and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No,'"she replied, "I'm sorry it isn't." "Well, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets $80 and the girls get $20,'"she answered. Offended at such unfair dealings, the union man stomped off down the street in search of a more equitable, hopefully unionized shop. His search continued until finally he reached a brothel where the Madam responded, "Why yes sir, this is a union house. We observe all union rules." The man asked, "And, if I pay you $100, what cut do the girls get?" "The girls get $80 and the house gets $20." "That's more like it!" the union man said. He handed the Madam $100, looked around the room, and pointed to a stunningly attractive green-eyed blonde. "I'd like her," he said. "I'm sure you would, sir," said the Madam. Then she gestured to a 92-year old woman in the corner, "but Ethel here has 67 years seniority and according to union rules, she's next.'" [/QUOTE]

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