Physical attributes that change once you leave UPS

[Catatonic]

I have heard of drivers having ponytails they keep tucked up under a hat.
Tats that require long-sleeve shirts on the package car.
Earrings off the job.

Note: I edited this picture to be used as an avatar so colors and detail have been manipulated beyond normal, such as the doo-rag and hair.
This is my hair and beard 1 year after leaving UPS:

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

How far in to rural Georgia did you move?


Resident know-it-all.

 

[ZQXC]

Late life crisis........

 

[ZQXC]

The next time you're down at the creek, look in the water........

But not quickly.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

The next time you're down at the creek, look in the water........

But not quickly.

Reminds me of the movie Deliverance. Just need some banjo music.

 

[oldngray]

Reminds me of the movie Deliverance. Just need some banjo music.

lol I had the same thought.

 

[bleedinbrown58]

Reminds me of the movie Deliverance. Just need some banjo music.

 

[cosmo1]

Jerry Garcia reincarnated.

 

[bbsam]

your princess awaits.

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I was wondering whatever became of the Skipper.


Resident know-it-all.

 

[Catatonic]

Reminds me of the movie Deliverance. Just need some banjo music.

That makes sense since you have always been obsessed with Pokey.
Sort of like Fluezy is with you.

 

[Catatonic]

Wish I could dance like that!

 

[728ups]

Hippy!

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

I wish I could do the Carlton.


Resident know-it-all.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm just glad it wasn't a naked pic of him!

 

[Returntosender]

To all my little Hulkamaniacs, say your prayers, take your vitamins and you will never go wrong.
WWE Hulk Hogan before he became Hollywood Hogan.

 

[moreluck]

I have heard of drivers having ponytails they keep tucked up under a hat.
Tats that require long-sleeve shirts on the package car.
Earrings off the job.

This is my hair and beard 1 year after leaving UPS:
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Gee, I watch Swamp People and I don't recognize you. Maybe I should watch Duck Dynasty closer.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I found a picture of you, while you was still in management!

 

[By The Book]

The physical attributes I will miss will be the the hotties I deliver to on the route!

 

[bleedinbrown58]

I'm just glad it wasn't a naked pic of him!

Agreed...but probably smaller