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<blockquote data-quote="curiousbrain" data-source="post: 825764" data-attributes="member: 31608"><p>There was a woman whom I loved very dear,</p><p>Such that heaven was almost near.</p><p></p><p>I screwed it all up,</p><p>because I'm a maroon, yup.</p><p></p><p>What to do now,</p><p>A case of beer I might allow.</p><p></p><p>When you read this aloud,</p><p>you might say "He's already plowed.",</p><p>but you would be wrong,</p><p>this is just my swan song.</p><p></p><p>-------------</p><p></p><p>God bless,</p><p>I work at UPS.</p><p></p><p>I am a master at chess,</p><p>complete with skill and finesse.</p><p>Challenge me I dare you,</p><p>and I will show you my kung fu.</p><p>But I digress,</p><p>because I still work at UPS.</p><p></p><p>I arrive in full dress,</p><p>my shirt having been dryed on permanent press.</p><p>My true feelings I repress,</p><p>and who really gives a crap about egress?</p><p></p><p>Grateful feelings I possess,</p><p>with a sweet mix of stress.</p><p>My managers ego I do caress,</p><p>as that is the sure road to success.</p><p></p><p>God bless,</p><p>I work at UPS.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="curiousbrain, post: 825764, member: 31608"] There was a woman whom I loved very dear, Such that heaven was almost near. I screwed it all up, because I'm a maroon, yup. What to do now, A case of beer I might allow. When you read this aloud, you might say "He's already plowed.", but you would be wrong, this is just my swan song. ------------- God bless, I work at UPS. I am a master at chess, complete with skill and finesse. Challenge me I dare you, and I will show you my kung fu. But I digress, because I still work at UPS. I arrive in full dress, my shirt having been dryed on permanent press. My true feelings I repress, and who really gives a crap about egress? Grateful feelings I possess, with a sweet mix of stress. My managers ego I do caress, as that is the sure road to success. God bless, I work at UPS. [/QUOTE]
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