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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 839590" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">A fart is a pleasant thing,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">It gives the belly ease,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">It warms the bed in winter,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="font-size: 10px">And suffocates the fleas.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="color: black"><strong>A fart can be quiet,</strong></span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart can be loud,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Some leave a powerful,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Poisonous cloud</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart can be short,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Or a fart can be long,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Some farts have been known</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">To sound like a song......</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart can create</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A most curious medley,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart can be harmless,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Or silent, and deadly.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart might not smell,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">While others are vile,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart may pass quickly,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Or linger a while......</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart can occur</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">In a number of places,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">And leave everyone there,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">With strange looks on their faces</span></strong><span style="color: black"> .</span></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">From wide-open prairie,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">To small elevators,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">A fart will find all of</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Us sooner or later.</span></strong></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">But farts are all bad,</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Is simply not true-</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">We must never forget.......</span></strong></p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Sweet old farts like you!</span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="color: black">Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?</span></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 839590, member: 1246"] [B][SIZE=2]A fart is a pleasant thing,[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]It gives the belly ease,[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]It warms the bed in winter,[/SIZE][/B] [B][SIZE=2]And suffocates the fleas.[/SIZE][/B] [COLOR=black][B]A fart can be quiet,[/B][/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]A fart can be loud,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Some leave a powerful,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Poisonous cloud[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A fart can be short,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Or a fart can be long,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Some farts have been known[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]To sound like a song......[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A fart can create[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A most curious medley,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A fart can be harmless,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Or silent, and deadly.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A fart might not smell,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]While others are vile,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A fart may pass quickly,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Or linger a while......[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A fart can occur[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]In a number of places,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]And leave everyone there,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]With strange looks on their faces[/COLOR][/B][COLOR=black] .[/COLOR] [B][COLOR=black]From wide-open prairie,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]To small elevators,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]A fart will find all of[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Us sooner or later.[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]But farts are all bad,[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Is simply not true-[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]We must never forget.......[/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Sweet old farts like you![/COLOR][/B] [B][COLOR=black]Kinda brings a tear to your eye - right?[/COLOR][/B] [/QUOTE]
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