Poop Watch! Druggy Allegedly Holding Evidence for 38 Days!

[Wally]

Ouch! Wonder how this story will end?

Drugs suspect on toilet strike for 38 days ‘would rather die than take a poo’ | Metro News

 

[oldngray]

Should have tried this instead.

Woman defecates in pants to hide drugs during arrest, cops say

 

[Wally]

Should have tried this instead.

Woman defecates in pants to hide drugs during arrest, cops say

..."Officers had to sift through the woman's feces to retrieve the evidence"... lol

Yuk!

 

[bbsam]

Ouch! Wonder how this story will end?

Drugs suspect on toilet strike for 38 days ‘would rather die than take a poo’ | Metro News

I would never have believed this possible.

I think I’d take the 40 year sentence.

 

[bottomups]

Ouch! Wonder how this story will end?

Drugs suspect on toilet strike for 38 days ‘would rather die than take a poo’ | Metro News

How is that even possible?
If I don't take a dump every morning after my coffee I think I would have to go to the ER.

 

[Wally]

I wonder if the police have him in the "holding" room?

 

[Operational needs]

I wonder if the police have him in the "holding" room?

Maybe it’s too packed in there.

 

[over9five]

Maybe it’s too packed in there.

Do they have fudge unpackers?

 

[bottomups]

Guy must have ultimate sphincter control. I have a difficult time making it from the coffee pot to the crapper.

 

[Operational needs]

I tell ya, McDonald’s or Burger King breakfast will have him going lickety-split. Lol.

 

[Wally]

Say what you will, that dude is certainly no stool!

 

[Catatonic]

poo

 

[oldngray]

 

[PASinterference]

I tell ya, McDonald’s or Burger King breakfast will have him going lickety-split. Lol.

Don't say lickety-split with the title of this thread. Almost made me leggo my eggo.