Preload: the movie

[slackerdoofus]

This is a (completely fictional) movie script I wrote about a hostage situation in a UPS building. I changed the name of the company, so I wouldn't get fired or sued.

A slacker doofus and his military-trained supervisor defend their shipping warehouse from terrorists who are trying to intercept a weapon of alien origin being shipped to a Naval Base.

FILE ATTACHED.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Are you writing a sequel?

 

[burrheadd]

This is a (completely fictional) movie script I wrote about a hostage situation in a UPS building. I changed the name of the company, so I wouldn't get fired or sued.

A slacker doofus and his military-trained supervisor defend their shipping warehouse from terrorists who are trying to intercept a weapon of alien origin being shipped to a Naval Base.

FILE ATTACHED.

Way TLDR

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Way TLDR

Why not?

 

[burrheadd]

Why not?

Dont'e Kare

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Dont'e Kare

Fire one up and read it.

 

[cosmo1]

Aren't you afraid of somebody stealing that, changing the names and making a ton of money?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Aren't you afraid of somebody stealing that, changing the names and making a ton of money?

Something to think about.

 

[cosmo1]

Something to think about.

We could split the profits, and you could retire.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

We could split the profits, and you could retire.

And you could buy some good beer.

 

[sailfish]

Aren't you afraid of somebody stealing that, changing the names and making a ton of money?

Something to think about.

I'm already working on rewriting it into something else as we speak.

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'm already working on rewriting it into something else as we speak.

Please post it when you are done.

 

[sailfish]

Please post it when you are done.

I'd probably get banned.

 

[cosmo1]

And you could buy some good beer.

Maybe.

I'm already working on rewriting it into something else as we speak.

What, a boy, his cat and a boat?

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I'd probably get banned.

Good,good.

 

[sailfish]

What, a boy, his cat and a boat?

Life of Pi already did that.

 

[Random]

Sounds like good stuff.