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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 643467" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Obamanation here today</strong></p><p></p><p><span style="color: #002060"><span style="font-family: 'Palatino Linotype'">Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:</span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Q. Where will the government get this money ?</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">A. From taxpayers.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">A. Only a smidgen of it.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">A.. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">A. Shut up.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka . </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China . </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea . </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Instead, keep the money in America by:</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">1) Spending it at yard sales, or </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">2) Going to ball games, or </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">3) Spending it on prostitutes, or </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">4) Beer or </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">5) Tattoos.</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">(These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.) </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p> </p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Conclusion: </span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day !</span></span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Times New Roman'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #002060"><span style="color: #002060">No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. </span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 643467, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Obamanation here today[/b] [COLOR=#002060][FONT=Palatino Linotype]Sometime this year, we taxpayers will again receive another 'Economic Stimulus' payment. This is indeed a very exciting program, and I'll explain it by using a Q & A format:[/FONT][/COLOR] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Q. What is an 'Economic Stimulus' payment ?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]A. It is money that the federal government will send to taxpayers.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Q. Where will the government get this money ?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]A. From taxpayers.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Q. So the government is giving me back my own money ?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]A. Only a smidgen of it.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Q. What is the purpose of this payment ?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]A.. The plan is for you to use the money to purchase a high-definition TV set, thus stimulating the economy.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Q. But isn't that stimulating the economy of China ?[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]A. Shut up.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Below is some helpful advice on how to best help the U.S. economy by spending your stimulus check wisely: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]If you spend the stimulus money at Wal-Mart, the money will go to China or Sri Lanka . [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]If you spend it on gasoline, your money will go to the Arabs.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]If you purchase a computer, it will go to India , Taiwan or China . [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]If you purchase fruit and vegetables, it will go to Mexico , Honduras and Guatemala . [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]If you buy an efficient car, it will go to Japan or Korea . [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]If you purchase useless stuff, it will go to Taiwan . [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]If you pay your credit cards off, or buy stock, it will go to management bonuses and they will hide it offshore. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Instead, keep the money in America by:[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]1) Spending it at yard sales, or [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]2) Going to ball games, or [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]3) Spending it on prostitutes, or [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]4) Beer or [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]5) Tattoos.[/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060](These are the only American businesses still operating in the U.S.) [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Conclusion: [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]Go to a ball game with a tattooed prostitute that you met at a yard sale and drink beer all day ![/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Times New Roman][SIZE=3][COLOR=#002060][COLOR=#002060]No need to thank me, I'm just glad I could be of help. [/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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