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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 692628" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Obamanomics</strong></p><p></p><p style="text-align: center"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 18px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="color: #000000"><strong>The Obama Economy is So Bad...</strong></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p> <span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: left">The Obama economy is so bad...that Chris Matthews' leg has quit tingling.</p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000">The Obama economy is so bad...that Rush Limbaugh is smoking Swisher Sweets. </span></span></p></p> <p style="text-align: left"></p></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000">The Obama economy is so bad...that the Grey Poupon guy has switched to French's.</span></span></p> </p><p></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000">The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House china is actually being made in China.</span></span></p><p><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000">The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is changing his slogan to "Hope and Spare Change!"</span></span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Nancy Pelosi is selling earmarks for 1/2 price.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Saturday Night Live is thinking about telling an Obama joke.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is running a small business on the side. It's called GM.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Rosie O'Donnell is losing weight.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Kenya now claims he wasn't born there.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Al Gore is selling carbon credits on late night television.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Bill Ayers has to make do with M-80s.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House plans to cut Hillary Clinton's hours.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Barack's pyramid is on hold.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Michelle fired her nanny and learned her children's names. </span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that the airlines are installing pay toilets in coach.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that you can order checks pre-marked "Insufficient Funds."</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Congress is planning a spare change for clunkers program.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Americans are being caught sneaking into Mexico.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that the Chicago mob is laying off judges.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Jesse Jackson is renting a limo.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that it only takes one lick to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Motel Six won't leave the light on for you anymore.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that they now ask at the burger counter, "Can you afford fries with that?"</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that the federal stimulus checks are bouncing.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that banking executives are playing miniature golf.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that the CEO of Wal-Mart was seen shopping at Wal-Mart.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that one of the the best paying jobs nowadays is jury duty.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that even people who aren't in the Cabinet have stopped paying taxes.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Michael Vick is working at Petco.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that Al Sharpton cuts his own hair.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'">The Obama economy is so bad...that McDonald's has a layaway plan.</span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000">The Obama economy is so bad...that Bill Clinton watches scrambled porn.</span></span></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: left">The Obama economy is so bad…that John Edwards is cutting his own hair.</p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: left">The Obama economy is so bad…that Obama is robbing Paul to pay Peter.</p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p style="text-align: left"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="color: #000000"><p style="text-align: left">The Obama economy is so bad…that Made In America stickers are now being made in China.</p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span><p style="text-align: left"></p><p></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p> <span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'georgia'"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"><span style="font-size: 12px"><span style="color: #000000"></span></span></span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 692628, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Obamanomics[/b] [CENTER][FONT=georgia][SIZE=5][COLOR=#000000][COLOR=#000000][B]The Obama Economy is So Bad...[/B][/COLOR][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][COLOR=#000000][/COLOR][/CENTER][COLOR=#000000] [/COLOR] [FONT=georgia][SIZE=3][COLOR=#000000][SIZE=3] [FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000][LEFT]The Obama economy is so bad...that Chris Matthews' leg has quit tingling.[/LEFT][/COLOR][LEFT][/left][/FONT][LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000]The Obama economy is so bad...that Rush Limbaugh is smoking Swisher Sweets. [/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000]The Obama economy is so bad...that the Grey Poupon guy has switched to French's.[/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT] [/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000]The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House china is actually being made in China.[/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT] [COLOR=#000000] [LEFT][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000]The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is changing his slogan to "Hope and Spare Change!"[/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Nancy Pelosi is selling earmarks for 1/2 price.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Saturday Night Live is thinking about telling an Obama joke.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that the President is running a small business on the side. It's called GM.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Rosie O'Donnell is losing weight.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Kenya now claims he wasn't born there.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Al Gore is selling carbon credits on late night television.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Bill Ayers has to make do with M-80s.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that the White House plans to cut Hillary Clinton's hours.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Barack's pyramid is on hold.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Michelle fired her nanny and learned her children's names. [/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that the airlines are installing pay toilets in coach.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that you can order checks pre-marked "Insufficient Funds."[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Congress is planning a spare change for clunkers program.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Americans are being caught sneaking into Mexico.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that the Chicago mob is laying off judges.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Jesse Jackson is renting a limo.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that it only takes one lick to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Motel Six won't leave the light on for you anymore.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that they now ask at the burger counter, "Can you afford fries with that?"[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that the federal stimulus checks are bouncing.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that banking executives are playing miniature golf.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that the CEO of Wal-Mart was seen shopping at Wal-Mart.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that one of the the best paying jobs nowadays is jury duty.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that even people who aren't in the Cabinet have stopped paying taxes.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Michael Vick is working at Petco.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that Al Sharpton cuts his own hair.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia]The Obama economy is so bad...that McDonald's has a layaway plan.[/FONT][/LEFT] [LEFT][FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000]The Obama economy is so bad...that Bill Clinton watches scrambled porn.[/COLOR][/FONT][/LEFT] [FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000][LEFT]The Obama economy is so bad…that John Edwards is cutting his own hair.[/LEFT][/COLOR][LEFT][/left][/FONT][LEFT] [/LEFT] [FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000][LEFT]The Obama economy is so bad…that Obama is robbing Paul to pay Peter.[/LEFT][/COLOR][LEFT][/left][/FONT][LEFT] [/LEFT] [FONT=georgia][COLOR=#000000][LEFT]The Obama economy is so bad…that Made In America stickers are now being made in China.[/LEFT][/COLOR][LEFT][/left][/FONT][LEFT][/LEFT] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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