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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 826477" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>Re: Obamanation here today</strong></p><p></p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="color: teal"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><strong>Somebody sent this to me and I'm going to carry printed copies to pass out to my misguided friends....</strong></span></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><strong><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><strong>Top 12 Reasons....A List That Explains Most Everything</strong></span></span></span></strong></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">*When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give them this list.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...*</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of gas at 15% isn't.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better job of spending the money I earn than I would.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody is offended by it.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers and thieves.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free health care, education, and Social Security benefits.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see fit.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would never get their agendas past the voters.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might upset some endangered beetle or gopher.</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".</span></span></span></p><p> </p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'"><span style="font-size: 15px"><span style="font-family: 'Lucida Sans'">12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass, it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.</span></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"><span style="font-size: 10px"><span style="font-family: 'Roman'"> </span></span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 826477, member: 1246"] [b]Re: Obamanation here today[/b] [B][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=2][COLOR=teal][FONT=Lucida Sans][B]Somebody sent this to me and I'm going to carry printed copies to pass out to my misguided friends....[/B][/FONT][/COLOR][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][B]Top 12 Reasons....A List That Explains Most Everything[/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [B][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][B][/B][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][/B] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]*When your friends cannot explain why they voted for Democrats, give[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]them this list.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]They can then pick their reasons from this "TOP 12"...*[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]1. I voted Democrat because I believe oil companies' profits of 4% on a[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]gallon of gas are obscene, but the government taxing the same gallon of[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]gas at 15% isn't.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]2. I voted Democrat because I believe the government will do a better[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]job of spending the money I earn than I would.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]3. I voted Democrat because Freedom of Speech is fine as long as nobody[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]is offended by it.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]4. I voted Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]I know that my local police are all I need to protect me from murderers[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]and thieves.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]5. I voted Democrat because I believe that people who can't tell us if[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]it will rain on Friday can tell us that the polar ice caps will melt[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]away in ten years if I don't start driving a Prius.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]6. I voted Democrat because I'm not concerned about millions of babies[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]being aborted so long as we keep all death row inmates alive.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]7. I voted Democrat because I think illegal aliens have a right to free[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]health care, education, and Social Security benefits.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]8. I voted Democrat because I believe that business should not be[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]allowed to make profits for themselves. They need to break even and give[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]the rest away to the government for redistribution as the Democrats see[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]fit.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]9. I voted Democrat because I believe liberal judges need to rewrite[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]the Constitution every few days to suit some fringe kooks who would[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]never get their agendas past the voters.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]10. I voted Democrat because I think that it's better to pay billions to[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]people who hate us for their oil, but not drill our own because it might[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]upset some endangered beetle or gopher.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]11. I voted Democrat because while we live in the greatest, most[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]wonderful country in the world, I was promised "HOPE AND CHANGE".[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans][/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=4][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT][FONT=Lucida Sans][SIZE=4][FONT=Lucida Sans]12. I voted Democrat because my head is so firmly planted up my ass,[COLOR=navy][COLOR=navy] [/COLOR][/COLOR]it's unlikely that I'll ever have another point of view.[/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [FONT=Roman][SIZE=2][FONT=Roman] [/FONT][/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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