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<blockquote data-quote="steward71" data-source="post: 937848" data-attributes="member: 31677"><p>It has been released and what we have all been waiting for:</p><p> <span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">Top Twenty Five Features to ObamaCare</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px"></span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">1. Medical degrees from Devry.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">2. Mandatory organ donor cards.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">3. (My personal favorite it will cut down on power useage) Lighters used to sterilized syringes.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">4. Stomach stapling done by Office Max.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">5. Coin operated morphine dispeners.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">6. Tap water is a plasma substitube (and it could be used for pain reducing meds since we all flush our old meds and he likes the idea of re-using things, just an idea but he is going to run the idea by Nancy and Harry. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">7. Homeless people all have one kidney.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">8. Free cremation with all major operations.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">9. Bunkbeds in the Intensive Care Units.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">10. Your first dose of narcotics is free with a free sample of food stamps.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">11. Special "Showers" for the elderly. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">12. Tongue depressors that taste like Popsicles. Yummy, can not wait for this one. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">13. None of the nurses speak English, so press one if you want to speak to someone who speaks English with a first name Rose with no last name.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">14. The hospital cafeteria failed its health inspection.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">15. Ambulances have meters.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">16. Hospital walls are infested with "lab" rats.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">17. Do-it-yourself heart bypass kits.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">18. Wind up peacemakers.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">19. You make up your own hospital bed.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">20. Anesthesia comesin bowl pack or in a bong.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">21. Patients' meals are MREs. </span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">22. Leeches make a big come back.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">23. Hospital TV's are all turned to MSNBC</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">24. Sears Surgical Tools.</span></span></p><p><span style="font-family: 'arial black'"><span style="font-size: 12px">25. A visit to the hospital will automatically cancel your life insurance policy. </span></span></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="steward71, post: 937848, member: 31677"] It has been released and what we have all been waiting for: [FONT=arial black][SIZE=3]Top Twenty Five Features to ObamaCare 1. Medical degrees from Devry. 2. Mandatory organ donor cards. 3. (My personal favorite it will cut down on power useage) Lighters used to sterilized syringes. 4. Stomach stapling done by Office Max. 5. Coin operated morphine dispeners. 6. Tap water is a plasma substitube (and it could be used for pain reducing meds since we all flush our old meds and he likes the idea of re-using things, just an idea but he is going to run the idea by Nancy and Harry. 7. Homeless people all have one kidney. 8. Free cremation with all major operations. 9. Bunkbeds in the Intensive Care Units. 10. Your first dose of narcotics is free with a free sample of food stamps. 11. Special "Showers" for the elderly. 12. Tongue depressors that taste like Popsicles. Yummy, can not wait for this one. 13. None of the nurses speak English, so press one if you want to speak to someone who speaks English with a first name Rose with no last name. 14. The hospital cafeteria failed its health inspection. 15. Ambulances have meters. 16. Hospital walls are infested with "lab" rats. 17. Do-it-yourself heart bypass kits. 18. Wind up peacemakers. 19. You make up your own hospital bed. 20. Anesthesia comesin bowl pack or in a bong. 21. Patients' meals are MREs. 22. Leeches make a big come back. 23. Hospital TV's are all turned to MSNBC 24. Sears Surgical Tools. 25. A visit to the hospital will automatically cancel your life insurance policy. [/SIZE][/FONT] [/QUOTE]
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