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<blockquote data-quote="BrownArmy" data-source="post: 4235489" data-attributes="member: 18225">Porn is weird, most of it is staged, and it’s boring.I found my parents VHS porn tape and was watching it with the neighbor kid from next door, I must have been thirteen years old.Really lame 90’s porn, everyone had big hair, I think there was a lady in a blue dress with her leg up on a fence right by a pool, and there was another lady fake licking her, whatever.OH SNAP, DAD’s HOMELittle bitch neighbor kid runs to the back of my house, <img src="/community/styles/default/xenforo/smilies/group1/censored2.gif"&nbsp; class="smilie" loading="lazy" alt=":censored2:" title="Censored2&nbsp; &nbsp; :censored2:" data-shortname=":censored2:" /> cnt fk.I jump into action, pull the electrical cord for the entire 1989 TV VHS setup, porn movie stops, I win.Except...My Electrical Engineer Dad knew right away that something was up...little bitch neighbor kid ran out the front door, and I had to explain to my father why the entire entertainment console had no power.I was mortified when the VHS tape came out, but, to his credit, my dad sat me down and talked frankly about sex and porn etc.Props to my dad.</blockquote>

[QUOTE="BrownArmy, post: 4235489, member: 18225"] Porn is weird, most of it is staged, and it’s boring. I found my parents VHS porn tape and was watching it with the neighbor kid from next door, I must have been thirteen years old. Really lame 90’s porn, everyone had big hair, I think there was a lady in a blue dress with her leg up on a fence right by a pool, and there was another lady fake licking her, whatever. OH SNAP, DAD’s HOME Little bitch neighbor kid runs to the back of my house, :censored: cnt fk. I jump into action, pull the electrical cord for the entire 1989 TV VHS setup, porn movie stops, I win. Except... My Electrical Engineer Dad knew right away that something was up...little bitch neighbor kid ran out the front door, and I had to explain to my father why the entire entertainment console had no power. I was mortified when the VHS tape came out, but, to his credit, my dad sat me down and talked frankly about sex and porn etc. Props to my dad. [/QUOTE]

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