Anyone ever had one? I sure do. First of all, I don't want to come off sounding like a bigot, because I'm not. I'm not homophobic, I could care less what the average person likes to do within the confines of their own home. That being said, I'll explain. The neighbors, two houses down from me, enjoy pissing me off. Seems, their driveway is a terrible place to park their vehicle. So instead, they choose to park their ultra masculine 4x4 (got the towing package just in case they ever have to pull an aircraft carrier into dry dock) trucks in front of my house. The problem is, I work hard for a living. (as all of us do) I also take pride in caring for my yard if for no one's but my own visual pleasure. The last thing I want to see is Bigfoot parked in front of it. I've tried to be civil with these ladies. I used to speak, say hello and the like. I've even gone over to ask politely that, they not park there. But I'm afraid it's been to no avail. What we're dealing with here, is uber butch lesbians of the man-hating, "God I wish I was born with a penis!" variety. They simply don't respect me, and I'm afraid they've taken my kindness for a weakness. I've spoken with a few sheriff deputies I've come across about it. They've informed me, I've not much recourse. Legally, they can park penis envy machines in front of my house all they want. So, Im looking for a strong but legal deterrent to put these broads on their heels. Any suggestions?