You are just part of the lazy useless new American culture. Go find a friend from an online chat forum, post a selfie about how great your life is and complain how everything is unfair and should be free in America. Your pizza has arrived. Eat up, fatso. Mommy will pay for your internet service and rent is free in the basement. And pretend that the world should revolve around you. Merry Christmas - whoops can't say that anymore - Happy Holidays from UPS.