In the summer of 1988 i was 5 years old and went to an odd land with unicorns and rainbows. It was there i studied iguanas and found that herology was so vital to us all. I remeber seeing the hands of time pass with the steps iguanas and they are a metaphorical analogy of our life. I relaized i was on to something and then just like that i had an epiphany...i had been on acid for the past 3 hours.
At integrad i learned how walk on ice with a harness. I was such an elightning expirence that i went home and kicked my 8 year old out of her room and made her sleep on the couch then realized the child would not stop complaining, i decided to have the child live in my old bronco in the back yard. With the new room vacant i repainted it brown and yellow with said child. Then installed an ice walking harness device machine thingymcbob. I will never walk on ice the same. This truly was the turning point in my life and i said "Alexander Xanvier Smith Muhammad Christ <click pop click click>, you gotta become Bryan Boitano like."
I have be ahown the light through this process. In doing i commit to utlizing these processes when i driving my 385 stop run with 1,732 pieces in all NDA. Just to show my dedication i will be practicing these methods while i on my way to work, while i am work, not when i am on my way home, while i am drinking and driving, or when i am copping my Crack, herion, bath salts, and herion...but not when i am on my way back.
By: Alexander Xanvier Smith Muhammad Christ <click pop click click> III