Quote of the day

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by lookingleft, Jun 4, 2014.

  1. lookingleft

    lookingleft New Member

    Only ups can turn the simple task of delivering a box from point a to point b into the biggest circus known to humanity

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  2. jibbs

    jibbs Long Live the Chief

    "We don't make sense, we just try to make service."
  3. joeboodog

    joeboodog good people drink good beer

    UPS makes the simple complex.
  4. Gumby

    Gumby *

    Atleast they pay us well!
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    HEFFERNAN Huge Member

    I say Thank You every Friday !!!

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  6. Cementups

    Cementups Box Monkey

    We are not United Parcel Service anymore. We are UPS. We've done away with service.
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  7. hurricanegunner

    hurricanegunner UPSPoop

    And we love logistics too!
  8. Indecisi0n

    Indecisi0n Well-Known Member

    Controlled chaos.
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  10. Re-Raise

    Re-Raise Well-Known Member

    First rule of dispatch, we don't talk about dispatch.
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  11. porkwagon

    porkwagon Active Member

  12. Brownsfan

    Brownsfan Active Member

    Everyday comes to an end, and I'm paid by the hour.
  13. I've spent more time in the can on the clock than you have time on the clock.
  14. Will contact ASAP
  15. PASinterference

    PASinterference Yes, I know I'm working late.

    This aint no circus..... Even the elephants retire from the circus while they can still walk.

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  16. soberups

    soberups Pees in the brown Koolaid

    "UPS- creating solutions that dont work for problems that dont exist"
  17. ups1990

    ups1990 Well-Known Member

    "Pre-load is almost wrapped up"
  18. laffter

    laffter Active Member

    That's BEFORE the late trailer arrives.
  19. Richard Harrow

    Richard Harrow Deplorable.

    United PARTIAL Service.

    We take the logic out of logistics.
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  20. CaliforniaPaul

    CaliforniaPaul Active Member

    When you hire some clowns you have to have a circus!!!:cool-very: