Discussion in 'FedEx Discussions' started by Playmaker88!, May 31, 2019.

  1. fedx

    fedx Extra Large Package

    It's funny because everyone talks about that "deadbeat" employee or the worthless employee who still gets a raise. Of course it's always someone else they're referring to. All the people on here that complain like that are "stellar" employees FedEx. They are the hardest working person at their station. At least that's why they think about themselves. Truth be told, they themselves, might be the "deadbeat" employee that others complain about.
  2. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Most definitely, I'm the most bestest, fastest, error free employee ever, my picture is on the wall permanently above the employee of the month plaque.
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  3. Route 66

    Route 66 Socially Unacceptable Member

    Mine’s hanging in the ladies’ room. :-)
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  4. CJinx

    CJinx Well-Known Member

    Retention is a metric that takes a hit when people resign or get fired; some smaller stations can't afford to take the hit as it puts them in the red for months and may be impossible to recover from in the fiscal year. The trick is to take the slacker and put them somewhere that their non-productivity will do the least amount of damage. Employee morale will still suffer... but hey, throw a pizza party or something.
  5. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    my raise is coming to work and getting an atta boy
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  6. You deserve it.
  7. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    you dont even get a good job sticker fool
  8. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    you only came in here because you wish you were a fedex driver :censored2:er
  9. Not enough money for me.
  10. Jkloc420

    Jkloc420 Well-Known Member

    They dont have Amazon anymore, explains why were getting blasted with it
  11. Getting slammed with Amazon.
  12. SmithBarney

    SmithBarney Well-Known Member

    Enjoy... at least we can hit goals now.
  13. fedx

    fedx Extra Large Package

    I heard Amazon dropped the post office today as well. Either they are using UPS only or they are getting ready to roll out their own delivery.
  14. Subramaniam's Myth

    Subramaniam's Myth New Member

    Not True USPS still under contract til 11/19.
  15. This site says Brown Cafe not purple and orange Cafe find your own site
  16. Fixxxer

    Fixxxer Member

    This is the FedEx section of the site though so ...
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  17. dezguy

    dezguy Well-Known Member

    Beat it, geek.
  18. Fred's Myth

    Fred's Myth Nonhyphenated American

    And you're a brown stain on Brown Cafe.
  19. BootsOnTarmac

    BootsOnTarmac Active Member

    Whitelightning1534 has lately been the village idiot of Brown Café.
  20. Route 66

    Route 66 Socially Unacceptable Member

    And you must be the STUPIDEST of all stupid idiots to not have figured out how this place works yet - Stupido.
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