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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1062593" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p><strong>First Christmas Joke </strong></p><p><strong>Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. </strong></p><p><strong>'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to getinto heaven.'</strong></p><p></p><p><strong>The <span style="color: red">Englishman</span> fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. </strong></p><p><strong>You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The <span style="color: #00B0F0">Scotsman</span> reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' </strong></p><p><strong>Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>The <span style="color: #00B050">Irishman</span> started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. </strong></p><p><strong>St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' </strong></p><p><strong>The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.' </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p><p><strong>And So The Christmas Season Begins...... </strong></p><p><strong></strong></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1062593, member: 1246"] [B]First Christmas Joke Three men died on Christmas Eve and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. 'In honour of this holy season' Saint Peter said, 'You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to getinto heaven.'[/B] [B]The [COLOR=red]Englishman[/COLOR] fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. 'It's a candle', he said. You may pass through the pearly gates' Saint Peter said. The [COLOR=#00B0F0]Scotsman[/COLOR] reached into his pocket and pulled out a set of keys. He shook them and said, 'They're bells.' Saint Peter said 'You may pass through the pearly gates'. The [COLOR=#00B050]Irishman[/COLOR] started searching desperately through his pockets and finally pulled out a pair of women's panties. St. Peter looked at the man with a raised eyebrow and asked, 'And just what do those symbolize?' The Irishman replied, 'These are Carols.' And So The Christmas Season Begins...... [/B] [/QUOTE]
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