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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1064521" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Q: What do elves learn in school?</p><p>A: The Elf-abet!</p><p></p><p>Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas?</p><p>A: "I don't like sprouts" !</p><p></p><p>Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? </p><p>A: Missletoe! </p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? </p><p>A: Frostbite. </p><p></p><p>Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? </p><p>A: Because he had low elf esteem. </p><p></p><p>Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? </p><p>A: So he can ho-ho-ho. </p><p></p><p>Q: Where do polar bears vote?</p><p>A: The North Poll. </p><p></p><p>Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? </p><p>A: Ribbon hood. </p><p></p><p>Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ?</p><p>A: Because it's to far to walk.</p><p></p><p>Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas?</p><p>A: Forty feet of track - all straight!</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1064521, member: 1246"] Q: What do elves learn in school? A: The Elf-abet! Q: What's the most popular wine at Christmas? A: "I don't like sprouts" ! Q: If athletes get athletes foot, what do astronauts get? A: Missletoe! Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman with a vampire? A: Frostbite. Q: Why was Santa's little helper depressed? A: Because he had low elf esteem. Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens? A: So he can ho-ho-ho. Q: Where do polar bears vote? A: The North Poll. Q: What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper? A: Ribbon hood. Q: Why do birds fly south for the winter ? A: Because it's to far to walk. Q: What was wrong with the boy's brand new toy electric train set he received for Christmas? A: Forty feet of track - all straight! [/QUOTE]
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