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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1474184" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>The 12 Jokes of Christmas....</p><p></p><p><strong>What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?</strong></p><p><em>The letter "D"!<strong>What do snowmen wear on their heads?</strong></em></p><p><em><em>Ice Caps!</em></em></p><p><em></em></p><p><em><strong>Why couldn't the skeleton go to the holiday party?</strong></em></p><p><em><em>He had no body to go with!</em></em></p><p><em><em></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong>What do snowmen eat for lunch?</strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><em>Iceberg-ers!</em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><strong>Knock, knock</strong>.</em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em>Who's there?</em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong>Donut.</strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><em>Donut who?</em></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong>Donut open until Christmas!</strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong></strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong>What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?</strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><em>This one will "sleigh" you!</em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><strong>Who is never hungry at the holidays?</strong></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em>The turkey - he's always stuffed!</em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em><strong>What do monkeys sing at Christmas?</strong></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em>Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells …</em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em><strong>What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?</strong></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em>A Pineapple!</em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em><strong>What is Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?</strong></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em>Santa Pause!</em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em><strong>Knock, knock.</strong></em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><em><em>Who's there?</em></em></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong>Holly.</strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><em>Holly who?</em></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong>Holly-days are here again!</strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong></strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><strong>How do sheep greet each other at the holiday?</strong></em></em></p><p><em><em><em>Merry Christmas to ewe!</em></em></em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1474184, member: 1246"] The 12 Jokes of Christmas.... [B]What do you have in December that you don't have in any other month?[/B] [I]The letter "D"![B]What do snowmen wear on their heads?[/B] [I]Ice Caps![/I] [B]Why couldn't the skeleton go to the holiday party?[/B] [I]He had no body to go with! [B]What do snowmen eat for lunch?[/B] [I]Iceberg-ers! [B]Knock, knock[/B]. [I]Who's there?[/I][/I] [B]Donut.[/B] [I]Donut who?[/I] [B]Donut open until Christmas! What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?[/B] [I]This one will "sleigh" you! [B]Who is never hungry at the holidays?[/B] [I]The turkey - he's always stuffed! [B]What do monkeys sing at Christmas?[/B] Jungle Bells, Jungle Bells … [B]What do you get if you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?[/B] A Pineapple! [B]What is Father Christmas called when he takes a rest while delivering presents?[/B] Santa Pause! [B]Knock, knock.[/B] Who's there?[/I][/I] [B]Holly.[/B] [I]Holly who?[/I] [B]Holly-days are here again! How do sheep greet each other at the holiday?[/B] [I]Merry Christmas to ewe![/I][/I][/I] [/QUOTE]
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