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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 875702" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Strange Business Facts ..............</p><p></p><p>Any design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development.</p><p></p><p>A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works.</p><p></p><p>If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number.</p><p></p><p>Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable.</p><p></p><p>If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious.</p><p></p><p>The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order.</p><p></p><p>If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist.</p><p></p><p>If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.</p><p></p><p>When all else fails, read the instructions.</p><p></p><p>If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.</p><p></p><p>Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way.</p><p></p><p>Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it.</p><p></p><p>The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management.</p><p></p><p>A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail.</p><p></p><p>There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over.</p><p></p><p>The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches.</p><p></p><p>If there is ever the possibility of several things to go wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 875702, member: 1246"] Strange Business Facts .............. Any design must contain at least one part which is obsolete, two parts which are unobtainable and three parts which are still under development. A complex system that works is invariably found to have evolved from a simple system that works. If mathematically you end up with the incorrect answer, try multiplying by the page number. Any system which depends on human reliability is unreliable. If you can't understand it, it is intuitively obvious. The more cordial the buyer's secretary, the greater the odds that the competition already has the order. If it's not in the computer, it doesn't exist. If an experiment works, something has gone wrong. When all else fails, read the instructions. If there is a possibility of several things going wrong the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. Any simple theory will be worded in the most complicated way. Build a system that even a fool can use and only a fool will want to use it. The degree of technical competence is inversely proportional to the level of management. A difficult task will be halted near completion by one tiny, previously insignificant detail. There is never time to do it right, but always time to do it over. The remaining work to finish in order to reach your goal increases as the deadline approaches. If there is ever the possibility of several things to go wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong. [/QUOTE]
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