Real-life versions of "thats logistics"

[soberups]

Heres a few real life versions of the "Thats Logistics" jingle (sung to the tune of "Thats A'more")

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When they cram the whole mall
In a car thats too small,
Thats Logistics!


When they shove in the stops
'til your preloader drops
Thats Logistics

To run scratch there's no hope
'cuz I.E. is on dope
Thats Logistics

When your boss screams out loud
at your overallowed
Thats Logistics

When your trace is all wrong
'cuz I.E. hits the bong
Thats Logistics

 

[soberups]

Your timestudy's a joke
cuz I.E. snorts the coke
Thats Logistics


Tire mark on some grass
Now they're riding your ass
Thats Logistics


A suspension for me
'cuz my mirror clipped a tree
Thats Logistics


Its like peak every day
when I.E. gets its way
Thats Logistics

When our service just sucks
'cuz there ain't enough trucks
Thats Logistics


When the customers hate
that you always come late
Thats Logistics

 

[soberups]

When they dont have a clue
yet they're managing you
Thats Logistics



When your bosses are fools
who invent stupid rules
Thats Logistics


When the customer's pissed
that his pickup got missed
Thats Logistics


Much harassment you'll face
if you cant keep our pace
Thats Logistics


14 hours you'll run
with no hope to get done
Thats Logistics


When you work late at night
'cuz our "volume is light"
Thats Logistics


15 seconds to pee is
what's allowed by I.E.
Thats Logistics


You cant break trace to eat
you cant idle for heat
Thats Logistics


We will lengthen your day
take allowance away
Thats Logistics


When your load is a mess
and your boss could care less
Thats Logistics


When your boss is a ####
with a skull thats too thick
Thats Logistics


When you run extra miles
'cuz your load is in piles
Thats Logistics


One-inch scratch I did make;
60 photos they take
Thats Logistics


If your'e working in June
by the light of the moon
Thats Logistics

 

[moreluck]

Well, Dean Martin is rolling over in his grave !!

 

[over9five]

Haven't we already done this?

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

Haven't we already done this?

Sober is 6'2", 250 lbs and carries a weapon--you tell him.

 

[over9five]

Sober is 6'2", 250 lbs and carries a weapon--you tell him.

The bigger they are, yada yada yada....

 

[UpstateNYUPSer(Ret)]

The bigger they are, yada yada yada....

...the happier she is?

 

[over9five]

...the happier she is?

Probably why wifey is so miserable...... :-(

 

[soberups]

Sober is 6'2", 250 lbs and carries a weapon--you tell him.

I also play with kittens. I pick flowers. I enjoy listening to ABBA and the Carpenters. I get excited about new cleaning products that I see on infomercials. Ive only been in one fight my entire life; it was in 4th grade and I got my ass kicked. I watch chick flicks with a box of Kleenex on my lap. I am a 250 lb walking contradiction!

 

[toonertoo]

I also play with kittens. I pick flowers. I enjoy listening to ABBA and the Carpenters. I get excited about new cleaning products that I see on infomercials. Ive only been in one fight my entire life; it was in 4th grade and I got my ass kicked. I watch chick flicks with a box of Kleenex on my lap. I am a 250 lb walking contradiction!

And we love you!
(PS I sometimes cry at commercials)
LOVE THIS POST< I NEVER SAW IT! before

 

[HULKAMANIA]

Hilarious!!!! and VERY clever!

 

[Cementups]

I also play with kittens. I pick flowers. I enjoy listening to ABBA and the Carpenters. I get excited about new cleaning products that I see on infomercials. Ive only been in one fight my entire life; it was in 4th grade and I got my ass kicked. I watch chick flicks with a box of Kleenex on my lap. I am a 250 lb walking contradiction!

I'm the same stats and the same guy it seems. Power on brother!!!

 

[Anonymous 10]

Haven't we already done this?

Come on you can never have enough logistics.

 

[menotyou]

Awesome Job, Sober!!!! Absolutely brilliant!!!

 

[AKX]

When routes are cut
Youll get your delivery when we pickup
Thats Logistics

 

[menotyou]

AKX, a quick look and your avatar looks like a Jager bomb.

 

[old levi's]

Haven't we already done this?

TWSS

 

[AKX]

menotyou, its a Jager IV. Its my life support on the weekends.

 

[hurricanegunner]

When they cut out some routes just because they wear suits, that's logistics.