hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
When the drivers work too late and the sups leave for a date, that's logistics.
Real-life versions of "thats logistics"
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hurricanegunner
UPSPoop
When the drivers do their best but then must take a test, that's logistics.
packageguy
Well-Known Member
Say it aint so lol
C.O.D. Man
New Member
When your wifes home alone
cause your route got the bone
that's logistics.
cause your route got the bone
that's logistics.
Floyd Gondolli
Well-Known Member
Floyd Gondolli
Well-Known Member
These are all creative and funny, but i have to say UPS makes the ghey-est commercials i have ever seen. Long hair metrosexuals writing on a whiteboard. Jumping on the bandwagon with "big brown" the triple crown threat only to watch him flame out at the Belmont. Sponsoring Dale Jarrett with Nascar and he finished towards the back every week. The "that's logistics" lyrics with the song they play at Olive Garden. Embarrasing. Somebody needs to re-think the way they promote this company.
whiskey
Well-Known Member
You get a message for an on call air that's off area. You go there and it's a wooden crate about 250 pounds with a live Fedx ground label on it. The wooden crate is held together with string, like the old UPS logo. You can't find your chain, but you have a feeling it exceeds the width, height, and length dimension. It's 1900 hour. The center manager has gone home. You call your soup on your cell. You give him the details. He says, "bring it in, we'll service it".
That's logistics.
That's logistics.
soberups
Pees in the brown Koolaid
If we went back to providing good service to the customers, the business would promote itself. Unfortuately, all of the gimmicks and slogans and silly commercials in the world cant help us polish a turd.
Floyd Gondolli
Well-Known Member
In the preload we used to use phrases like "serving the internal customer" and "shipment integrity". When PAL arrived my skill set was such that i could "customize" loads for my 4 drivers. I still do it just not as much as i got talked to for "servicing my internal customer". Dumb down the job for the newbies. "Shipment integrity?" Management doesn't care if drivers have to go to a stop 3 times a day just get it in the car. Not only is the service being compromised out on the road, but inside the driver is being compromised as well. What a shame.
Brownslave688
You want a toe? I can get you a toe.
Sup leaves you blind on a route
So that his wife won't find out
That's logistics
So that his wife won't find out
That's logistics
overallowed
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overallowed
Well-Known Member
These are all painfully funny! But I never knew they only give you 15 seconds to pee. Any idea how long they give you for #2? I recently had SPORH ride and went to the bathroom every 30 minutes all day.
