Real Safety Tips

[longlunchguy]

I wonder if anyone else has any. A veteran driver told me this about 15 yrs ago. " If you're constantly picking your pen off the floor, you aren't using your legs when you pick up packages." That has stuck with me all these years, and I don't have to memorize anything.

 

[Covemastah]

Don't pick your nose while driving over speed bumps should be in the 10 point commentary!!

 

[trplnkl]

Don't pick your nose while driving over speed bumps should be in the 10 point commentary!!

Just to rephrase " If you are picking your nose while driving you are not using the "10 & 2" rule"

 

[ups1990]

Let's not also forget, don't sip on your coffee or drink you Big Gulp, while going over those speed bumps.

 

[over9five]

And watch out for those speed bumps that aren't painted!! Those will wake you up!!!!

 

[toonertoo]

I wonder if anyone else has any. A veteran driver told me this about 15 yrs ago. " If you're constantly picking your pen off the floor, you aren't using your legs when you pick up packages." That has stuck with me all these years, and I don't have to memorize anything.

This one has stuck with me for years. It was the best safety advice I ever got.

 

[Cobra Agent]

Never drink from your spit cup!!

 

[badpal.]

This one has stuck with me for years. It was the best safety advice I ever got.

this is very true...I learned it the hard way my first year

 

[longlunchguy]

Don't pick your nose while driving over speed bumps should be in the 10 point commentary!!

But if you pick your nose while stopped at a red light you'll MAKE SURE THEY SEE YOU

 

[Covemastah]

when stopped in traffic ,I look down for a thigh & boob shot! before using my mirrors and count 1,2,3 before starting up , and take a deap breath if she is hot !!!

 

[dilligaf]

when stopped in traffic ,I look down for a thigh & boob shot! before using my mirrors and count 1,2,3 before starting up , and take a deap breath if she is hot !!!

Just out of curiosity, how many times have you guys gotten lucky and seen a whole lot more than just a thigh or boob shot?

 

[Big Babooba]

when stopped in traffic ,I look down for a thigh & boob shot! before using my mirrors and count 1,2,3 before starting up , and take a deap breath if she is hot !!!

Keep you eyes on the road and your hands upon theWHEEL!

 

[upsdude]

Just out of curiosity, how many times have you guys gotten lucky and seen a whole lot more than just a thigh or boob shot?

I'll take the 5th, and if she wants to come over I'll share it.

 

[Big Babooba]

And watch out for those speed bumps that aren't painted!! Those will wake you up!!!!

The speed bumps on my route are called frost heaves. Nothing more exciting than a P700 getting air.

 

[moreluck]

All together now, one, two, three
Keep your mind on your driving
Keep your hands on the wheel
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat
Kissing and a hugging with Fred

Paul Evans & The Curls, Sept. "59

 

[Big Babooba]

Paul Evans - Seven Little Girls Sitting In The Back Seat

All together now, one, two, three
Keep your mind on your driving
Keep your hands on the wheel
Keep your snoopy eyes on the road ahead
We're having fun, sitting in the backseat
Kissing and a hugging with Fred
Paul Evans & The Curls, Sept. "59

You drive, I'll tend to the important stuff!

 

[over9five]

Just out of curiosity, how many times have you guys gotten lucky and seen a whole lot more than just a thigh or boob shot?

I have a couple of times gotten quite the show!! But only after I came to Feeders. Apparently, you girls like to show off to the big truckers! (Not a Feeder shot).

 

[MechanicForBrown]

Never drink from your spit cup!!

Don't pick your nose while driving over speed bumps should be in the 10 point commentary!!

Keep you eyes on the road and your hands upon theWHEEL!

The Doors, Roadhouse blues. Such a good tune!!!

 

[City Driver]

im not huge on safety, but the pen in the shirt pocket thing is very true

also always set your parking break

 

[cachsux]

Just out of curiosity, how many times have you guys gotten lucky and seen a whole lot more than just a thigh or boob shot?

Enough times to qualify for a part time job as an OBGYN.