Really bad pickup lines.........

[serenity now]

Somebody call the police; this woman just stole my heart

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

Do you want the tour of the brown truck?

 

[serenity now]

Do you want the tour of the brown truck?

you rolled that one out quite easily........................

 

[serenity now]

hey baby, if you believe in the hereafter, then you already know what i'm here after

 

[moreluck]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?

 

[serenity now]

If I said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me ?

country song lyrics / penalty box for more

 

[moreluck]

country song lyrics / penalty box for more

Where does it say "original" ??

 

[serenity now]

Where does it say "original" ??

argumentative / extra penalty time

 

[moreluck]

New submission....



Are you free tonight, or will it cost me?

 

[serenity now]

we need more players / otherwise, this is gonna start to look bad

 

[IVE GOTTA PACKAGE 4U]

I wish you was a car...so I could rear end you!

 

[ups hero]

When I was in high school, I worked at a grocery store. I was on lunch break and heard one coworker ask another coworker if she came here often. I thought I was going to piss my pants laughing. Of course, she comes here often she works here. After the failed attempt, i used it as a joke with her and it worked for me.

 

[serenity now]

hey baby, you wanna exchange bodily fluids?

 

[upsgrunt]

Does this rag smell like chloroform?

 

[UPS Preloader]

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

 

[serenity now]

hey baby, sit on my face; I'll guess your weight.

 

[Justaname]

Lets go behind a rock and get a little boulder.

 

[Code 82 Approved]

My last name is Snow.... your first name is June. Ever wonder what it would be like to have 10" of snow in June?

 

[brownmonster]

Hi. I make 32.56 an hour.

 

[serenity now]

Hi. I make 32.56 an hour.

........ and i know how to deliver a package better than most