Religous beard waiver wont submit

Discussion in 'UPS Discussions' started by ItsBritney, Jan 12, 2020.

  1. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    So what happens when your supervisor goes out on route and sees you’re are not praying 10 times a day towards Mecca or that you decided to have bacon on your burger for lunch?
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  2. Maple Grove MN Driver

    Maple Grove MN Driver Cocaine Mang!

    god doesn't exist

    Why are you so racist?
    Calling White People Crackers is Offensive.
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2020
  3. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    Hey. Sometimes you gotta play the rules to your advantage.

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  4. Wrong

    Wrong :))

    You should pay the doctor to do it for you.
    A dermatologist won’t mind telling UPS that dragging a razor across your face can harm your skin.
    It’s much better than you lying directly to UPS because you want a beard.

    If I have the option to have a middle man between me and wrong doing, I’d take the middle man and plausible deniability any day.
  5. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

    Go to your doctor for free and get your waiver. It’s pretty easy. You don’t have to cry about being black.
  6. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

    Mine submitted and was approved the day of. You’re clearly leaving info out of a box or something.
  7. BadIdeaGuy

    BadIdeaGuy Not mine, but it needed immortalizing.

    You missed his point completely.
  8. PappyLand

    PappyLand Active Member

    I don’t get any of your points whining about people with beards.
  9. brownmonster

    brownmonster Man of Great Wisdom

    I wanted a beard too. When I retired I grew one.
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  10. ItsBritney

    ItsBritney New Member

    Traditional Christianity promotes beards. You can gave a relgious belief about literally anything. ANYTHING.
  11. ItsBritney

    ItsBritney New Member

    “The beard signifies the courageous; the beard distinguishes the grown men, the earnest, the active, the vigorous. So that when we describe such, we say, he is a bearded man.”-St. Augustine Exposition on Psalm 133
  12. Any many women don't like a beard rubbing against their thighs

    Book of Gumby
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  13. ItsBritney

    ItsBritney New Member

    And some love it
  14. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    @Future uses a merkin
  15. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    Only in California would that still be in use. Lol.
  16. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    @Future doesn't live in California. :)
  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Could be a sign from the big guy telling you you man up and shave?
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  18. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  19. Wontmake9.5

    Wontmake9.5 My job is fun

    5 times ;)
  20. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    How come God never tells folk to look for other work where you can let it grow?