Top 10 Reasons I’m Thankful I'm A Republican--- 10. Ronald Reagan ended the Cold War without launching a single nuke. 9. The only Democrats we ever trusted while in office during wartime were FDR and Truman. 8. Enjoy watching the Democrats sweat it out now that they’re in the spotlight. 7. Ron Paul is better than Ralph Nader any day. 6. We might not control TV, but blast it, we took over talk radio! 5. Prank call Al Gore in the middle of January during a blizzard and ask when global warming will be coming. 4. Not prone to knee-jerk, emotional reactions like Democrats. 3. Republicans can pretend to be more sincere than Democrats can. 2. We realize the value of the Second Amendment. And the number one reason why I’m glad that I’m a Republican … We got the best looking mistresses.