Retiree dreams gone wrong

Discussion in 'Life After Brown' started by sendagain, Nov 10, 2013.

  1. sendagain

    sendagain Member

    I've been retired close to ten years, but occasionally I get a dream where I am in my UPS truck and suddenly discover on the shelf that I forgot to check my Next Day Air. Sitting there is a pile of overnights that are cranking up my pressure, and inevitably, as I go through the pieces, I find a misload, making the frustration crank even higher. I wonder how many of you get these same dreams from those pressure filled days at UPS.
     
  2. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Poor guy. I know if I get these I wake up laugh and go back to sleep.
     
  3. cosmo1

    cosmo1 Just another internet hooligan.


    I've been out for six months now, and any time I begin to dream about Parcel, I just roll over and envision my drive on the first tee.

    ​Problem solved!
     
  4. UPSGUY72

    UPSGUY72 Well-Known Member

    Nope I don't care if the Air is late now so why would I care when I'm retired. I also could care less about the +/- min pickup window If I make it I make it if not there is always tomorrow.

    You must of been really high strong when you where a driver...
     
  5. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    Kind of what I was thinking. I use to have those dreams every now and then but I long made peace with not caring.
     
  6. Ouch

    Ouch Well-Known Member

    When I first started driving I use to dream that I fell asleep during lunch, and when I woke up it was like 4 and I still had business and residential left plus pickups. That dream use to drive me nuts.
     
  7. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt I've got a red, white and blue butt! Staff Member

    ​Try wearing a looser fitting shirt when sleeping.
     
  8. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt I've got a red, white and blue butt! Staff Member

    ​Hmmmm?
     
  9. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.


    Ppl still wear shirts when they sleep?
     
  10. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt I've got a red, white and blue butt! Staff Member

    When you get old (retiree) the muscles need some warmth or you get cramps and stiff shoulders.

    ​Your time will come.
     
  11. Brownslave688

    Brownslave688 You want a toe? I can get you a toe.

    ​my wife will be happy when that day comes. Maybe I won't be poking her all night then.
     
  12. Put on the tea kettle....Grandpa!.....lol
     
  13. JL 0513

    JL 0513 Well-Known Member

    I'm a deep sleeper and don't remember any dreams. I kinda see this as a benefit especially after these types of examples.
     
  14. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt I've got a red, white and blue butt! Staff Member

    ​Grandpa Pokey to you!
     
  15. Anonymous 10

    Anonymous 10 Guest

    when you wake up is there a nocturnal emission???
     
  16. Dont forget to rub some Ben Gay on your stiff joints! And take a little blue pill for the other one! Grandpa Pokey!
     
  17. Monkey Butt

    Monkey Butt I've got a red, white and blue butt! Staff Member

    ​You mean you're not going to rub my stiff joint like you normally do?
     
  18. Buck Fifty

    Buck Fifty New Member




    ​Don't beg.
     
  19. bleedinbrown58

    bleedinbrown58 ahhh....the mouth breathers

    :rofl: IVE's double...fisted?
     
  20. Sorry forgot my tweezers!