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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 1629396" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please."</p><p>Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?"</p><p>Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....."</p><p>When you are over sixty, who gives a</p><p></p><p>****</p><p></p><p>...........</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p> </p><p>I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said,</p><p></p><p>"If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right."</p><p></p><p>I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you."</p><p></p><p>When you are over sixty, who gives a</p><p></p><p>****</p><p></p><p>***********</p><p></p><p>I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman </p><p>was born just by feeling her boobs.</p><p>"Really" she said, "Go on then...try."</p><p></p><p>After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose</p><p></p><p>patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?"</p><p>I said, "Yesterday."</p><p></p><p>When you are over sixty, who gives a ...........</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 1629396, member: 1246"] Cowboy: "Give me 3 packets of condoms, please." Cashier: "Do you need a paper bag with that, sir?" Cowboy: "Nah... She's purty good lookin'....." When you are over sixty, who gives a **** ........... *********** I was talking to a girl in the bar last night. She said, "If you lost a few pounds, had a shave and got your hair cut, you'd look all right." I said, "If I did that, I'd be talking to your friends over there instead of you." When you are over sixty, who gives a **** *********** I was telling a girl in the pub about my ability to guess what day a woman was born just by feeling her boobs. "Really" she said, "Go on then...try." After about thirty seconds of fondling she began to lose patience and said, "Come on, what day was I born?" I said, "Yesterday." When you are over sixty, who gives a ........... [/QUOTE]
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