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<blockquote data-quote="moreluck" data-source="post: 2534382" data-attributes="member: 1246"><p>ADVANTAGES OF BEING OVER 50</p><p></p><p> </p><p>1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. </p><p>2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. </p><p>3) No one expects you to run into a burning building. </p><p>4) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. </p><p>5) There's nothing left to learn the hard way. </p><p>6) Things you buy now won't wear out. </p><p>7) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. </p><p>8) You get into a heated argument about pension plans. </p><p>9) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. </p><p>10) Your eyes won't get much worse. </p><p>11) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000. </p><p>12) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. </p><p>13) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. </p><p>14) A thirty year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="moreluck, post: 2534382, member: 1246"] ADVANTAGES OF BEING OVER 50 1) Kidnappers are not very interested in you. 2) In a hostage situation you are likely to be released first. 3) No one expects you to run into a burning building. 4) People no longer view you as a hypochondriac. 5) There's nothing left to learn the hard way. 6) Things you buy now won't wear out. 7) You enjoy hearing about other people's operations. 8) You get into a heated argument about pension plans. 9) You quit trying to hold your stomach in, no matter who walks into the room. 10) Your eyes won't get much worse. 11) Your joints are more accurate meteorologists than the guys with the Live Doppler 10,000. 12) Your secrets are safe with your friends because they can't remember them either. 13) Your supply of brain cells is finally down to a manageable size. 14) A thirty year mortgage sounds like a pretty clever scam. [/QUOTE]
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