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<blockquote data-quote="soberups" data-source="post: 774642" data-attributes="member: 14668"><p>Just for my own sick amusement, when I retire I plan on getting a job with the security company that mans the guard shack at my building.</p><p> </p><p>I will place a laminated copy of my pension check...along with photos of all the fish I have been catching.... on the counter for the viewing pleasure of the poor unfortunates who still have to go in there and deal with Big Brown every day.</p><p> </p><p>I will sit and listen to the radio and take naps. And whenever a management person is entering or leaving the building, I will adjust the sensitivity of the metal detector down to the point where it will go off from the fillings in their teeth. I will then slowly and methodically wand them from head to foot, and make them empty their pockets and briefcases. I will do all this while entertaining them with long-winded stories from my days as a driver.</p><p> </p><p>When I grow weary of this amusement, I will quit and they will never see me again.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="soberups, post: 774642, member: 14668"] Just for my own sick amusement, when I retire I plan on getting a job with the security company that mans the guard shack at my building. I will place a laminated copy of my pension check...along with photos of all the fish I have been catching.... on the counter for the viewing pleasure of the poor unfortunates who still have to go in there and deal with Big Brown every day. I will sit and listen to the radio and take naps. And whenever a management person is entering or leaving the building, I will adjust the sensitivity of the metal detector down to the point where it will go off from the fillings in their teeth. I will then slowly and methodically wand them from head to foot, and make them empty their pockets and briefcases. I will do all this while entertaining them with long-winded stories from my days as a driver. When I grow weary of this amusement, I will quit and they will never see me again. [/QUOTE]
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