Security provided by Barney Fife and the Keystone Cops

FracusBrown

Ponies and Planes
Security provided by Barney Fife and the Keystone Cops.

Does everyone have these guys watching the store or it is just my area? Stolen package cars, tractors and trailers trailers? Break ins while the guards are on duty? Break ins by employees?

Our security is a joke.
 

Babagounj

Strength through joy
didn't we have this same thread a few months back ?
As I recall most posters had the same non-english speaking guards.
It must be a corp. policy to always hire the lowest bidders for security.
 
Well they speak broken English and their competency as guards may be questionable but someone went out of the way at the CACH to hire as many eastern European hotties as they could import. For some reason there`s a tendency to "forget" some change in ones pocket so that one must be more throughly searched.
 

Nimnim

The Nim
Well they speak broken English and their competency as guards may be questionable but someone went out of the way at the CACH to hire as many eastern European hotties as they could import. For some reason there`s a tendency to "forget" some change in ones pocket so that one must be more throughly searched.

You mean like this?

[video=youtube;wRpWnK6Rg3E]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRpWnK6Rg3E[/video]
 
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