SEX KILLS COUPLE

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Wally, Sep 28, 2019.

  1. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  2. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    Theyll never do that again.
     
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  3. zubenelgenubi

    zubenelgenubi Well-Known Member

    They won sex bingo. Bottom left square, "while falling to death from third floor balcony." That's the one everyone tends to avoid, but that's why most people don't win.
     
  4. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

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  5. Operational needs

    Operational needs Virescit Vulnere Virtus

    You use a harness because you’re a freak. lol.
     
  6. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Yeah... but you're curious.. I can tell. ;)
     
  7. sailfish

    sailfish Duke of Douschebaggery

    I think I hurt my pp with a callous. I almost died too.
     
  8. 542thruNthru

    542thruNthru Well-Known Member

    Really? You don't like rubbing one out with a few callouses on your hand? It's like rough sex. You're weird man.
     
  9. newfie

    newfie Well-Known Member

  10. Boywondr

    Boywondr Newbie Doo

    Let not poke fun. :rolleyes:

    And just think, night prior to this the guy prayed to die while having sex. He was thinking "in the bed" but failed to be specific in his resquest.

    They had to be drinking.
    Like this guy. Ten stories up.Screenshot_20190929-012839_Chrome.jpg
     
  11. over9five

    over9five Moderator Staff Member

    "Balcony Club" is a cruise thing. I've yet to fall overboard...
     
  12. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    The Big O...noooooooo?
     
  13. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

  14. So you haven't tried it yet ........
     
  15. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

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  16. vantexan

    vantexan Well-Known Member

    Man to woman: you never want to try anything new.
     
  17. Wally

    Wally BrownCafe Innovator & King of Puns

    Must be love? They really fell for each other.