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<blockquote data-quote="Mutineer" data-source="post: 5306949" data-attributes="member: 69587"><p>When I was a teenager, there was a prolonged surge of wild-dog attacks on livestock in my area.</p><p></p><p>I was working on the property of a landowner who had been affected by this menace when a local news reporter arrived to interview him. I stopped what I was doing in order to see the process unfold.</p><p></p><p>Clyde, the landowner; was a very salty, crusty, grizzled character who had no use of manners, politeness, or civility.</p><p></p><p>The young, attractive, well-dressed female news reporter asked Clyde a few questions and put the mic in his face. Clyde's response was a calm, articulate, uninterrupted rant of mostly profanity which lasted more than a few minutes. And with the camera still rolling, he very smoothly transitioned to make a pass at the reporter. Suffice to say, I was highly entertained by this event.</p><p></p><p>Later at home, I eagerly awaited the local evening news to begin so I could watch the interview. The several minute interview had been edited to begin and end consisting of a three second clip of Clyde saying something like: ..."wild dogs chewed the nose, lips, and tail off of my goat!"...</p><p></p><p>That is probably what the eagerly awaited "contractor interview" will resemble.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Mutineer, post: 5306949, member: 69587"] When I was a teenager, there was a prolonged surge of wild-dog attacks on livestock in my area. I was working on the property of a landowner who had been affected by this menace when a local news reporter arrived to interview him. I stopped what I was doing in order to see the process unfold. Clyde, the landowner; was a very salty, crusty, grizzled character who had no use of manners, politeness, or civility. The young, attractive, well-dressed female news reporter asked Clyde a few questions and put the mic in his face. Clyde's response was a calm, articulate, uninterrupted rant of mostly profanity which lasted more than a few minutes. And with the camera still rolling, he very smoothly transitioned to make a pass at the reporter. Suffice to say, I was highly entertained by this event. Later at home, I eagerly awaited the local evening news to begin so I could watch the interview. The several minute interview had been edited to begin and end consisting of a three second clip of Clyde saying something like: ..."wild dogs chewed the nose, lips, and tail off of my goat!"... That is probably what the eagerly awaited "contractor interview" will resemble. [/QUOTE]
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