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Should UPS drivers be allowed to have beards?
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<blockquote data-quote="Playdoe" data-source="post: 842918"><p><u>Playdoe's top ten list why drivers should wear beards:</u></p><p> </p><p></p><p> 1.The company would have to rewrite the management tactics book: “Blame the messenger for everything,”to “Blame the Hairy messenger for everything.”</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 2.The company would loose money on its investments in Gillette, Schick, and other high dividend paying stocks that they receive at a 70% discount. (Make the number crunchers work hard for their money).</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 3.The company would have to pay a printer to change all of the appearance guideline signs.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 4.Facial hair has been proven to be a natural defense against skin cancer.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 5.Management would forfeit 100% control.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 6.Management would have to learn everybody's name again.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 7. Give management a new job function “did you see his beard? it is a millimeter too long, get a steward”.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 8.Look at the fifty dollar bill...</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 9. They let some drivers have beards for medical reasons.</p><p> </p><p></p><p> 10. If one driver is allowed to wear a beard, then we all should have that choice.</p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Playdoe, post: 842918"] [U]Playdoe's top ten list why drivers should wear beards:[/U] 1.The company would have to rewrite the management tactics book: “Blame the messenger for everything,”to “Blame the Hairy messenger for everything.” 2.The company would loose money on its investments in Gillette, Schick, and other high dividend paying stocks that they receive at a 70% discount. (Make the number crunchers work hard for their money). 3.The company would have to pay a printer to change all of the appearance guideline signs. 4.Facial hair has been proven to be a natural defense against skin cancer. 5.Management would forfeit 100% control. 6.Management would have to learn everybody's name again. 7. Give management a new job function “did you see his beard? it is a millimeter too long, get a steward”. 8.Look at the fifty dollar bill... 9. They let some drivers have beards for medical reasons. 10. If one driver is allowed to wear a beard, then we all should have that choice. [/QUOTE]
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