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<blockquote data-quote="Cementups" data-source="post: 964150" data-attributes="member: 8590"><p><a href="http://penis.urbanup.com/558401" target="_blank">1.</a>penis</p><p></p><p>One of two things men keep after a divorce.</p><p><em>She got the house and the kids. </em></p><p><em>I kept my penis and my soul.</em></p><p>1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions.</p><p><em>When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.</em></p><p>Penis</p><p>~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process</p><p>~Something women can't live without</p><p>~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club</p><p>~</p><p><em>The life of a Penis </em></p><p><em>-Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time </em></p><p><em>-Next door neighbor is a real a**hole </em></p><p><em>-Has a head he can't think with </em></p><p><em>-An eye he can't see out of </em></p><p><em>-His best friend is a pu**y </em></p><p><em>-Everytime he gets excited he throws up </em></p><p><em>-And worst of all his owner beats him</em></p><p>Penis</p><p>The reason I haven't killed myself.</p><p><em>*hugs my penis*</em></p><p></p><p>Penis</p><p>something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble</p><p></p><p><a href="http://penis.urbanup.com/259506" target="_blank">6.</a>Something most men wish were bigger.</p><p><em>Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!!</em></p><p>penis</p><p>Contraction for pen is.</p><p><em>The penis mightier than the sword.</em></p></blockquote><p></p>
[QUOTE="Cementups, post: 964150, member: 8590"] [URL='http://penis.urbanup.com/558401']1.[/URL]penis One of two things men keep after a divorce. [I]She got the house and the kids. I kept my penis and my soul.[/I] 1.) A body organ used for urination, sexual pleasure, and for making important life desisions. [I]When I'm lost in this world, my penis always leads the way.[/I] Penis ~The hopefully long, solid muscle that men have as a part of the reproduction process ~Something women can't live without ~Some refer to it as the PEN15 club ~ [I]The life of a Penis -Hangs around with 2 nuts all the time -Next door neighbor is a real a**hole -Has a head he can't think with -An eye he can't see out of -His best friend is a pu**y -Everytime he gets excited he throws up -And worst of all his owner beats him[/I] Penis The reason I haven't killed myself. [I]*hugs my penis*[/I] Penis something that has gotten a lot of men into trouble [URL='http://penis.urbanup.com/259506']6.[/URL]Something most men wish were bigger. [I]Oh boy, an ad that says it can increase the size of my penis!![/I] penis Contraction for pen is. [I]The penis mightier than the sword.[/I] [/QUOTE]
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